SO. I have seen challenges between that other set of people who travel space for supreme rulership.

I would like to note that All Skywalkers, Solos, Humperdincks, etc. are not nearly as good as one, singular Kirk.

Being me.

The most awesome Captain ever.

News Article for Today:
In a bizarre form of vandalism, an entire dealership of Ford Priuses were remvoed from their showfloor and then distributed across many monuments, including:

• the Spirit of St. Louis
• Transamerican Building
• Daytona racing grounds
• the White House
• the Eiffel Tower
• the Leaning Tower of Piza

ATTENTION THE SUPPOSED KINGS OF SOLOS.

PSSSSHTT.

BOW TO THE EMPEROR OF THE SKYWALKERS, TADPOLES.

Anakin Skywalker is a bit drunk.

On lots of moonshine.

Sway helped.

Sooooo, shenanigans and tomfoolery abound and there might be a list of misdemeanors.

Hey misguided missile, you ready for me to kick your ass yet?

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I LOVE THIS PLACE!

Again? And I am still a woman...

Anakin Skywalker The Younger!

I have figured out the location of the X-Wing, what are you doing right now?!

You have to teach me how to fly this thing.

. . . Where am I? This isn't Coruscant, and my comm unit isn't working.

That show Heroes is over for the season, right? Thank the Force. I'm tired of seeing the boards flooded with whining or emo posts every Monday night.

If a show is making you that emo or upset about your life or your family's or whatever? Don't watch it! It's real simple. You have a chance to forget about all that and start over new here, but instead you keep churning up the past and keeping up the drama. It's gotten real old. Find another hobby.


[OOC: It's not my intent to discourage posts from anyone. I do NOT feel this way OOC. This is how *Mia feels IC* and she's just in a pissy mood. Feel free to keep posting about whatever/whenever you want, feel free to have your pup -- whoever they may be, Heroes or not -- reply and tell her off for her post if they want to. It's just IC here. ♥]

I think I'm going to go see a baseball game tomorrow.

I also think I need company. C'mon- somebody? My treat- I'll even get you all the hot-dogs you can eat.

Alright! It's time for a guys night out and I am suggesting we hit bars in Miami.

[visible to all but Jacen]

And guys, A little help getting my brother laid?

Friends and Family:

Will not be active for a while. Muddy rocks and bacta tanks.

Be careful of strange, hairy men. Shoot first.

Current Mood: indescribable

Woah. Am I back?

That was silly. I don't think I've ever been stuck in a pocket dimension before.

What'd I miss?

Good afternoon my little luvbirds! I hope you're all doing well in this land of lands away from where we all once came from!

So have all of you seen Nathan or Peter Petrelli's new baby girl Bethany Petrelli? We're all not quite sure which is daddy, and which is uncle but [photos] released last week have mine and Microsoft Paperclip's eyebrows raising just a tad! She looks like the perfect match of brother and brother! Maybe it's the dominant genes getting all mixy, but I think there's more to that story than meets the eye!

And God Save the President! Microsoft Paperclip here tells me that The Cheshire Cat has been offered a job as Presidential Adviser to our new puppetmaster, Barack Obama. The Cat, however, keeps his lips sealed. When asked for comment, all he had to say was some cheesy rhetoric that none of us would understand anyway, so I won't bother quoting!

And while I've got babies and family still in my wig, cheers to the lovely tri-couple of Sylar, Ethan Petrelli and Elle Bishop! Good on you, luvvies, proving that love doesn't have to be only between two people of the opposite gender! You're in inspiration to us all! Blessings and love to you in your marriage!

And did we mention Triesta Darkholme-Harkness? Well you've all seen her on the videos in our [video archive], stumbling about the clubs every night with a different person. It seems Miss Darkholme-Harkness isn't picky, either. She's been seen with a different boy OR girl every night for the past week!

So what do you do when your boss is a lying cheat!? Normally one would keep their mouth shut but Emma Frost just has to stop! Not only has her fiance not been seen in close to two weeks, she's been seen gallivanting around and being very snuggly with another WOMAN!! What has the world come to!? Is nothing sacred anymore!?

Maybe this is where I mention Anakin Skywalker and the mystery blonde he's been seen leaving and entering bars with as of late?

What's that, paperclip? There's still hope for the world?

Oh, yes, babies! And marriages! Those always make me smile! If I had been here back in September I would have put a month on it at the most but Logan and Tesla Echolls marriage is going strong! Next month they'll have been marriage six months and they'll be another month closer to welcoming their baby, whose gender has been revealed by his grandmother, Lynn Echolls shopping habits, as a boy! We couldn't help but notice tho, by some of the recent photos of Mrs. Echolls, that she doesn't look to be in her third trimester. Should some of us be worrying? Maybe she's not really due until July...

We're just sayin'.

That's all the dirt you dished to me this week, pumpkins! Go see my website to leave me tips for the next issue!

It seems lately that quite a few challenges have suddenly sprung up, certain challenges that are perfect for my considerable skill set. And, you know, I'll modest here, I do like to do things for others as long as I get the credit and proper thanks. I mean, I do like to work things out for others, with no ulterior motives, really, it's just... This is coming out wrong. I like to be recognized for nice things even I don't want to recognized, it's certainly not my job to toot my own horn... this is circular.

So, the ever present, always intriguing problem of the godbox. There are several children, who, as unbelievable as it may be, have access to godboxes, and not only can they move about in that unique way that only godboxes do, they use it keep track of the rest of us. Which is slightly ... uh... creepy if you think about it. Anyway, I've modified the godbox to be... uh... child friendly, programmable by the parents, guardians or kidnappers so the child doesn't suddenly whisk itself away to Disneyland. I can only imagine the chagrin of the person in charge of that child. I mean, it's not like they're HARD to watch, they're not that smart, any person with an IQ above that of high school graduate can watch a child.

I've also modified it to make it easier for the child to make posts on the forum so the rest of us may enjoy their long diatribes on wubbles and snow and Santa and such. Really. I enjoy them tremendously.

A more interesting take on the godbox occurred with the appearance of several... um... let's go with "technologically retarded" people who are still trying to grasp the concept of cars. Here's a hint, you lot, there aren't fire demons in them, it's actually a rather simple system of spark, fuel and combustion. Anyway, the godbox has been modified for them to more closely resemble that of a kind of book with moving pictures, and more readily adaptable to voice posts so they don't have the indignity of revealing their illiteracy.

As always, your standard, tricked out godbox comes with push to talk, mp3 capable, USB port, detachable ZIP drive, plus a display in which you can keep track of where God's other little VIPs happen to be wandering. I've added video and camera capabilities also. Also standard is my disclaimer than work I've done on them may be instantly negated by God at her slightest whim, so don't come crying to me when God interrupts your beautiful plan of watching the Ice Queen shower. Not that I've ever thought that. Just an example.

Oh, yes, and the whole point of this post: Anakin with the land speeder, when would be good to come and make your speeder that much better?

Why the hell not?

The kids 'round here seem to be having fun in the snow and they don't have any powers, so what would a Force-fed snowball fight be like?

In that mentality, Ah formally set forth a challenge to all you younglings swinging lightsabers around and making the sound effects: think you can go toe-to-toe with an 'old-school' Knight of the Republic in a snowball fight to end all snowball fights?

Loser buys the defrosting drinks at the end.

How does one choose between love and lust?

There's the love that's already there. Strong, long lasting love that's safe. The right way to go and the right thing to do. Love that will bring you happiness for years, that will bring you perhaps even a family in time.

But then there's lust.

And lust. Lust is a burning passion that consumes your body and makes you forget love in that moment, because in it all that matters is the adrenalin running through your body. All that you want is to let that passion run freely, and it often makes you forget about everything and everyone you love, which is the opposite of love, because no matter how much you love you'll never forget about passion.

The difficult thing is finding a balance with the two, and if one can't find the balance needed, what do you go with? Which path do you take? Love, or lust?

It's driving me crazy that I don't even know if I can talk about him. He's so...unsure. He hardly lets me touch him with lights on. I had to catch him completely off guard to kiss him because he would always duck away. I don't know what to do with it.