It seems lately that quite a few challenges have suddenly sprung up, certain challenges that are perfect for my considerable skill set. And, you know, I'll modest here, I do like to do things for others as long as I get the credit and proper thanks. I mean, I do like to work things out for others, with no ulterior motives, really, it's just... This is coming out wrong. I like to be recognized for nice things even I don't want to recognized, it's certainly not my job to toot my own horn... this is circular.
So, the ever present, always intriguing problem of the godbox. There are several children, who, as unbelievable as it may be, have access to godboxes, and not only can they move about in that unique way that only godboxes do, they use it keep track of the rest of us. Which is slightly ... uh... creepy if you think about it. Anyway, I've modified the godbox to be... uh... child friendly, programmable by the parents, guardians or kidnappers so the child doesn't suddenly whisk itself away to Disneyland. I can only imagine the chagrin of the person in charge of that child. I mean, it's not like they're HARD to watch, they're not that smart, any person with an IQ above that of high school graduate can watch a child.
I've also modified it to make it easier for the child to make posts on the forum so the rest of us may enjoy their long diatribes on wubbles and snow and Santa and such. Really. I enjoy them tremendously.
A more interesting take on the godbox occurred with the appearance of several... um... let's go with "technologically retarded" people who are still trying to grasp the concept of cars. Here's a hint, you lot, there aren't fire demons in them, it's actually a rather simple system of spark, fuel and combustion. Anyway, the godbox has been modified for them to more closely resemble that of a kind of book with moving pictures, and more readily adaptable to voice posts so they don't have the indignity of revealing their illiteracy.
As always, your standard, tricked out godbox comes with push to talk, mp3 capable, USB port, detachable ZIP drive, plus a display in which you can keep track of where God's other little VIPs happen to be wandering. I've added video and camera capabilities also. Also standard is my disclaimer than work I've done on them may be instantly negated by God at her slightest whim, so don't come crying to me when God interrupts your beautiful plan of watching the Ice Queen shower. Not that I've ever thought that. Just an example.
Oh, yes, and the whole point of this post: Anakin with the land speeder, when would be good to come and make your speeder that much better?