No evil/heaven
Is there a mine turtle in Lawrence? Everywhere I go, I hear that little voice of greeting. I would normally question if such a thing were possible, but this is Lawrence, so it actually has to be clarified. Is there a mine turtle, or is my wife trolling me?
My wife is trolling me, isn't she. She wants a mine turtle. So much. I tried to offer her a normal turtle, but no, apparently this is not a thing that is okay. The only turtle that is an acceptable turtle is a mine turtle.