War Is Coming Communications.

JOHN MITCHELL.

It has been almost four months since you've had a drop of blood, it has been almost three months since you made me your girlfriend, IT IS ABOUT TIME WE HAD A PROPER DATE.

Yes, this is me publicly calling you out. Can't say no now, can you? HMPH.

With that being said, I'm going to go back to stupid algebra problems until some hot Irish vampire tells me he's taking me out.

[Jane]

Lizzie and I are going to go to St. Louis for a couple of days. I...kind of think we need the "us" time, you know? Since apparently I was being all skankariffic and we weren't talking when she came from. And...well, when I came from, she didn't even like me we still didn't exactly get along.

It's you and me on the next one, though. There's some artsy festival thingie in Wichita coming up that sounds up your alley?

I love you.

[Mitchell]

Hate to do it since I've only been back for a little bit, but I'm skipping town again, babe. My sister and I are going to go see what the big deal about that damned arch in St. Louis is.

I'll bring you back a keychain for the keys you don't really carry?

Probably should be going to the camp. Not going to the camp. Is wanting to be normal so much to ask??
Have enough paranormal and supernatural bullshit in my life without adding to

How important are these classes we're supposed to be taking? I mean, I know the exorcism is important, that's a no brainer I guess. But what about the others?

[Gigi]

So I saw your brother read you the riot act. Are you okay?

[Hal and Mitchell]

Um. I should probably come clean. From the stuff Alex and I have talked about, we kind of figured something out.

The world you're from? There's a second one. Vampire, ghost, werewolf? Yeah. You're the UK version. I did some research. They made a US one, too. And...um. I guess you'd say I'm our "George". Your werewolf friend. Your hospital cleaner, turned while his best friend died, moved in with his vampire best friend and met a house haunting ghost werewolf friend.

So. Uh. Yeah. This is probably seriously awkward. And not many people here know right now so if we could keep that kind of quiet, that'd be great, thanks. But, hey, now you know, we can all go on with our lives, yay team.

I found a 7-day trip to Ireland for under $1000. SEVEN DAYS. With round trip airfare and a rental car and accommodations already built in. DOES SOMEONE WANT TO GO WITH ME TO IRELAND? I can schedule it for right after the talent show is over and before classes start at the university and it could be the 11-17 of August or like a few days after the 11th. COME ON, people. You know someone wants to go to Ireland. We could get like a whole group of us to go.

And maybe by then beer will be back and we can drink at a real Irish pub and see castles. Don’t you want to see castles?!

[Filtered to Matt]
How are you and how’s Vicki doing?
You’re on vervain right because her impulse contr

[Filtered to Elena]
What happened in March?

We can talk about it here or I can come over to your place and we can talk about this.

Now you all know how we feel every
If there was a magic pill that could remove the cravings, the shaking, the fucking endless
Fuck you and your
I don't need the tea I need the routine because without it
Its not working none of this is working

[Mitchell]

You know that one day you'll slip and your Lydia will be the first to
Just like the Drake girl only you actually care about this one
You'll slip, I'll slip and you'll beg me to let you kill for me
God dammit I


Withdrawal.

It can't just be me. Every day I don't tear someones throat out is a fucking miracle and them all withtheir coffee and their alcohol...

And Katherine. I care for her, I do. But she talks about hating this second chance she was given, I don't care how she got it, If she wastes it...
I would give anything to have what she does.

Whooooo has a job interview lined up?

Hint: she's ginger, incredibly fashionable, and totes adorbs!

GDI no, it's not Lilu, wtf you guys??

Moi!!

[Lizzie]

SOMEONE IS SENDING JANE MYSTERY CUPCAKE BOUQUETS AND SHE WON'T SAY WHO!!!!

[Mitchell]

You. Me. Picnic in the woods tomorrow.

Want to help me brush up on my 40s pop culture, handsome? After all, you were there!

>> hIIIIIII
>> Wait i did that wrong
>> Hiiiii
>> You're still here right?
>> You didn't get seal eated, did you??
>> Because I would miss you a lot and that owuld makeme a sad panda

>> I read about Katherine
>> I'm really sorry
>> Anything I can do?

[ooc: posted while Alex is off being rentaghosting awesomeness]

He has cleaned the entire house. Three times. He won't let me smoke and he is just sitting there. Looking at me.

I may kill him myself. Just so people are aware.

[Filtered to Lydia Bennet]

Can we talk?

So did one of us trip the alarm or was it an attempt by doucherocket and his minions to get in

Lets narrow the possibilities here bb's

More to the point, you did all know about plan complex alarm right?

There are 783 tiles in the kitchen. 432 of them blue, the others white. Its uneven. 

Katherine, do you have any strong objection to retiling. 

[Mitchell]

Lydia's decided you liked that monstrosity of a film. Something about that irritating boy having a life and family and whatnot. Even if they do sparkle. But you have both a life and family so I fail to see the attraction.

 Now if this is some game with her that's all well and good but I have larger kitchen related problems.

Is there something we can talk about that will fix this?

[Filtered to Hal]

Houston, we have a problem!

[Filtered to Mitchell]

Operation Scare the Hell Out of Hal is a Go!

Also?

( Presents for you! )

[Filtered to Gigi and Lilu]

...I really need a new nickname. ANYWAY! I've had it with all this crap and since these stupid vampires can't go outside, who wants to picnic with me? I met a cute new guy and you guys should get details because dayum. He's FRENCH!

So. Apocalypse. This is new and different.

Gigi says someone on here would be better at explaining her rambling. Who wants to give it a shot? Anyone? Bueller?

I have a devious plan. Would you like in on my devious plan?

[backdated to yesterday!]

Well. I finally quit my job. And after everything over the last month or so, they weren't exactly sorry to see me go. Course, now I have no idea what to do with myself again. Good thing the tips were awesome and I've got plenty saved

[Lizzie]

...huh?

I need some help.

[Filtered to Lydia]

Was he here? Tell me he wasn't here, tell me he didn't hurt you, please.

I have no choice. You know that, don't you? He can blab all he wants to, but it was always going to come down to you and me. I'm the one who took the pair of you on, I'm the one who has to be responsible for what happens. It was me who trusted you and it's going to be me that ends you. Or gets ended by you, thereby sparking people to be pissed off enough to do it themselves. Frankly, at this point, either one is better than letting the two of you tear apart the city. Alex may not be able to do it, but I have to

So, stop and look at your choices yet? Ask yourself why he's letting you have your way with everyone but me?

You know, I always figured if I was going to end up in America, it would be some place like Vegas. Mmmm, showgirls.

Now, has anyone seen Herrick around here and am I reading it right, there's an Old One here? Is he in his fun phase or the annoying phase, as Hettie likes to call it?

[ooc: Yes. The day after Lilu gets rescued, Mitchell gets swapped out. IDEK.]

Lily did want to pass a message on but you know, she's a little indisposed right now.

I think I've given you all ample time to think about my offer. So you could keep looking or Lydia Bennett can give me what I want.

[Mitchell]

How long do you think before you realise how futile fighting me is?