War Is Coming Communications.

[Filtered to any man who has successfully wooed a woman... except Lucifer. Who probably has managed that at least once BUT WE ARE NOT ASKING FOR HIS ADVICE, OKAY?!]

I am taking my girlfriend out on our first official, proper date.

It has to be good. And I mean actually good.

I'm from Dublin, and lived in the UK. To us a proper date is a pack of Doritos and a pint down the pub. I'm figuring I need to be far more impressive.

Someone give me some advice here, how do I take her on a date worthy of how amazing she is?

[ooc: We are all going to pretend this post happened at like 2 am in Ireland even though its like 1pm something in Ireland. TIMEY WIMEY PEOPLE]

You know when you're on a haunted castle tour and listening to the guide prattle on and on about things that are supposed to make you all scared but hey you died at 17 and some things just aren't scary after that? And then somehow it went into wolf legends and how the Irish wolves were exterminated and then supposed wolf mating habits and I'm going how is this related to haunted castles????

The whole wolves mate for life thing is bullshit, right? Which, hey internet, being all 50/50 on this is so not helpful!

So. Inquiring minds possibly drank a whole lot of gin to get to this point.

Werewolves don't mate for life, right?

And then what’s even a mate?

I need to stop hanging out with werewolves. I’m like the little vampire who shouldn’t be. Like seriously, their bites kill. I'm a masochist. That has got to be the answer.

I need more gin.

Probably should be going to the camp. Not going to the camp. Is wanting to be normal so much to ask??
Have enough paranormal and supernatural bullshit in my life without adding to

How important are these classes we're supposed to be taking? I mean, I know the exorcism is important, that's a no brainer I guess. But what about the others?

[Gigi]

So I saw your brother read you the riot act. Are you okay?

[Hal and Mitchell]

Um. I should probably come clean. From the stuff Alex and I have talked about, we kind of figured something out.

The world you're from? There's a second one. Vampire, ghost, werewolf? Yeah. You're the UK version. I did some research. They made a US one, too. And...um. I guess you'd say I'm our "George". Your werewolf friend. Your hospital cleaner, turned while his best friend died, moved in with his vampire best friend and met a house haunting ghost werewolf friend.

So. Uh. Yeah. This is probably seriously awkward. And not many people here know right now so if we could keep that kind of quiet, that'd be great, thanks. But, hey, now you know, we can all go on with our lives, yay team.

I have a good feeling about today.


[Jeremy]

Feeling any better?

Keep Friday open! There's movie and hibachi happening!


[William]

Given you're all paranoid or whatever, yes you're invited to the movie and dinner. Look. It's all in the open. Lots of people. So if you want, you're obviously welcome to come.

>>So first day at work
>>Totally calls for celebratory ice cream
>>There's a place near your job at [location]
>>Aiming for 530 to be there, but you can go in without me if I'm running late!


[Texts to Lydia]
>>Trap is set on my side
>>[location] at 530

[Texts to Josh]
>>Everything go okay last night?

Given the number of vampires living here in the open, I thought it would be appropriate to get my own secret out in the open. I'm a vampire. I've been a vampire since long before I got here. I try to demonstrate responsibility, and I think I've done a good job of it. I know it's possible this might affect my employment at the medbay. It's okay if you don't trust me enough to let me work there. This just needed to be said.

[Beth]
God, no matter how many times I rewrite that message it just seems off. How are you since that fight with Jerry and his?

[Filtered to Alex]

So...think I could get a favor, maybe?

[Filtered to Gigi]

Hi. So. I may not have been entirely honest with you. And I'd rather you find out from me before stuff gets weird. Unless you'd rather I just...not? Cause it is. Weird, I mean.

[William]

How are you settling in? Do you need anything?


[Rose]

I think I went overboard with designs for you. But here are links to the different layouts for you. [insert like... ten different layouts for the Centre website]


[Josh]

Settling in okay?


[Mitchell]
If you hurt
I may not be all that intimidating but
You could snap me like a twig
I don't want to scare you off so

Greetings fair strangers

I will be brief, as I can clearly see that the custom of this land runs to short tales only. Having recently arrived in this country, and having secured the necessities of life in the form of food and lodging, I have turned to this strange device to ascertain the nature of the land in which I find myself.

Of your courtesy, I have two questions to put to you. The first, if I may be so bold: am I correct in thinking that my own situation is not unique in this land? That you are accustomed to visitors drawn here by fate?

The second is this: having read of the dangers that attend you in this place, and having in myself some skill with a bow, I would know if there is some way to procure such a thing, for truly, it is well to be prepared.

I await your replies with hope and trepidation.

Susan, by the grace of Aslan,

I don't know what to do anymore

[Simon]
I remember what you said about shock but I don't think Robin is just in shock anymore. I think he needs help and I don't know how to help him or if I can. Do you know anyone that can help like that? It isn't medical but I don't know if there are people like you that fix things that aren't medical here or not. He trusts you. Maybe he'd trust someone you say to.

[Gisborne]
I hate asking you for things
Maybe
He killed you and now

So. Apocalypse. This is new and different.

Gigi says someone on here would be better at explaining her rambling. Who wants to give it a shot? Anyone? Bueller?