War Is Coming Communications.

[Filtered to Wyatt]
I know those flowers for Christy came from you. Thank you. That means I a lot to me. She really is doing better, you know. Let a younger version of your aunt take you out to lunch? We can try and find that vampire in the process.

[Filtered to Christy]
I'm going to head over to the complex a bit to harass Paige. I'll be back home in a bit

[Filtered to Paige and Phoebe]
Hey, coming over. I'll bring coffee. I was sort of hoping you'd help me out with something. And I figured I haven't bothered you nearly enough over the last few days.

Hey, listen up everyone.

I'm going out to try and find the vampire? is it? that's causing all this.

And also, if you find victims, bring them to me, not the hospital. I'll heal them. If they aren't dead

I need to help this insanity

Oh god I....I can't take this I can't deal with the thought
I need somethi
I need to talk to someo

Going out for a drink...if anyone wants to meet me, or needs me, I'll be up the street hopefully getting plaster.

Something I'm slowly realizing is that while I'm not at home, is that the year is also different... I'm from 2007. When I left it was 2007. And now its October 2009... which means that not only did my birthday pass a month ago but technically I'm two years older. This is why I hate time travel! You step through a portal or fall through a rip in time and suddenly nothing makes sense and you're older without having actually done anything!

Its confusing, its frustrating... but it means I guess that I'm two years closer to drinking. Or I would be. If I actually existed here?

My brain hurts...

I realize that I did call for testing before, but I need to do follow ups, just to determine for certain that we're all in the clear. Appointments will be Thursday and Friday. Please let me know when you can come.

[Adults, over 21]
Thinking of another pub night. Or maybe a story session. The lot of us have to have some interesting things to tell, right? May as well share some of them. So what are everyone's thoughts?

[Wyatt]
I know you don't want to do this, but I have to give you a full screening. You're the last one on the list and I've put it off as long as I could, but we can't wait anymore. It isnt safe.

I went for food, on my own, just to see if I could. And I was focusing on the utensils and paying attention and everything, but I guess I was too focused cause the tablecloth might have sort of...caught on fire and now...

Well now they're evacuating people.

Pretty flowers mean a guy likes you?

But flowers die so...isn't that like saying, here, I like you and in a few weeks the pretty thing will wither and die.

Demons are simpler to understand.

I appear to have landed in some sort of alternate dimension...at least, that's what I'm assuming, given the portal I came through. I must say, though, that it resembles my own world very much. I almost can't tell the difference.

I hope I'm doing this right, technology is not my strong area. I'm something of a luddite myself.

Alright guys. Here's the deal. Buffy and me, we don't really have all the time in the world to deal with every single little thing that happens in this building, including the petty stuff. And yes, I said petty. Because some of you whine too much. Yeah, I said it.

Buffy and I are still going to be the overall heads, but for the most part we're going to be focusing on the offense and defense, because that's what we do. That's what we're good at.

Paige, if you don't mind, we're shifting you a little so that instead of just being our second you'll also be in charge of magical... stuff. And we're gonna call you the Minister of Magic because it's neat.

Needy, you're still our third, but since you're more in line with the Slayer-type fighting and less with the magic stuff, we're going to dub you Lieutenant of Kicking Ass. Unless you can come up with a better title. But I think that one's pretty fitting.

Romana, you're still head of education, obviously, but would you mind taking on Internal Politics, too? You're good with the whole presidential thing, and we're not so much. We get irritated.

Martha, Wyatt, you guys are good with the med bay.

We're wanting to hire one of you guys for the general maintenance of the building, if one of you is willing. We wouldn't be able to pay lots, but we'd pay you. It's just that this building is so specific in some ways that we kinda want one of our own tinkering with it.

And just so everyone knows, we're hiring just a regular maid. This maid won't be instructed to clean apartments. The maid will be for hallways, the gym, the lobby, public areas like that.

And if anyone else wants to pipe up and offer to teach a class on one thing or another, most likely we won't stop you. Unless, you know. You're trying to teach evil stuff or pointless stuff or something. Unless the pointless is both that and fun.

Alrite. Theres way to many animal's in this building.

I will hurt anyone who bring's them any closer to my apartmint (#401) than they need to be, because it kinda suck's when you cant breathe.

Edit: We realy need a elevator.

Attention magic users within residents.

I vote for a collaboration of magic to transfigure the top floor into a pool area for a short while. Not like anyone is living up there.

Anyone know a spell to keep gods out?

Hello, I was told I could find help this way. Can somebody tell me what is going on?

If anyone is looking for some normal, you can help me with my physics homework. I'm convinced it's actually evil.

I'd rather be training, no offense Romana. Physics kills my brain and I'm probably lagging behind with my blades.

Does anyone care if I paint a mural on the office that's used for the classroom?

Hey,

Sorry I was a bit preoccupied with taking care of my evil self, but he's gone now, so if you're still hurt from that shot, I can heal you. Just come down to the med bay.

Okay what the Hell is going on? Where am I? I was just standing in my house with Piper and an innocent. PHOEBE!! Did you cast a spell that backfired on me AGAIN?! Seriously, once I find you, you are so going to get it!!

Does anyone want to help me get my evil twin here so we can get rid of him?

Because we know what it is now.

I can't believe I and oh my god there are pictures I wouldn't do tha They'll never forgive me for

To all the people I was a bitch mean to, I'm really really sorry. Apparently some of the red version of that Kryptonite stuff infected me.

Wyatt-thanks for finally letting me out of the crystal cage.

Must be normal, must be normal
Why can't I be normal
Have to make Lois happy
Must be normal

Do you know any magic that can take someone's powers away?

[ooc: Lois made a wish on gemstone; now Clark is a man on a crazy mission!]