War Is Coming Communications.

I just met a couple of wannabe muggers who thought a six months pregnant woman would be an easy target.

They were adorable.

[Filtered to Jacen]

I was speaking to Mary and apparently I should be thinking about things like a birthing coach and whether or not you plan on being there. We should probably talk about that bit?

Alright.

So ball.

April 26. It'll start at 7 and go until midnight. Then I have to cut it off and throw all of you out because everything needs to get switched back for the public to use the museum the next day. Remember is a charity event. You'll be getting actual invites in the mail. So will some of the local community so forewarning that others will be there to. Like the Mayor. And some judges.

Thanks to everyone who came to the Tuesday meeting. I think we had some great ideas flowing around.

Tahiri

When do we do the whole baby shower thing? Do you want a baby shower? I feel you need a baby shower.

Rebekah

You left.

Klaus

Everything is a mess. Kol is sad. Rebekah like totally moved out. Elijah is with Katherine (that's so a mess). Also we need groceries for the tiny Mikaelson. Because Cheetohs don't equal healthy.

You know, saddling a kid with a name for the rest of their lives is way too much pressure. You should be allowed to wait until they're like...three. And then they can help. What if you give them a dumb name because you like it but all their friends hate it? Or what if you accidentally give them weird initials? Evangeline Elizabeth Watson would spell EEW and that's awful! ...not that I was considering that for a name for long but still. I was supposed to have help with He wanted to do this

I surrender. I'm pulling up a random name generator. Whatever comes out wins.

[Tahiri]

So thanks to the magical wish doodads, I can actually make a nursery happen. Were you still interested in looking around for baby things? Do you know yet what you're having? That'll help, most likely.

He found a cat.

Not just any cat, the most grumpy, clawed and possibly rabid cat in the city.

[Filtered to Jacen]

Okay, you can keep it, as long as you feed it and care for it properly. And give it a name.

How did showing off to the children go?

My suggestion? Gather up all of the children who don't have someone to watch them. We have enough room at the new Complex Sanctuary that a few of us can take turns watching over the kids. We also need someone to just do a big group explanation, rather than them finding out in bits and pieces. Kids are resilient, they'll adjust. Ours here did, why wouldn't this group?

Any volunteers? Anyone know specifically which kids are living by themselves? Or who have people with them who just don't want to or feel uncomfortable looking after little ones. There's no shame in it, I imagine it would be a bit weird having your partner suddenly much smaller.

I want an answer to this question. And I want an honest answer.

Keeping in mind that I've fought your battles, killed your monsters, and have generally helped where I can, possession and demon-fueled switch-flipping aside... Why, exactly, do people react the way they do to me and mine when the other lot of you get nothing but sympathy or pity and the like. Why do the Mikaelsons get crucified for the same words and actions others get praise for? We react badly or irrationally to things that are painful, we get yelled at for it, you lot react badly or irrationally and you're pandered to.

I am trying to truly understand this. I want to know why it always ends up this way. Because inevitably it does, every bloody time, no matter how many times we try to start over. I'm going to attempt to not argue. But, well, I think you all know me well enough by now to know how hard that actually might prove to be.
[Crowley]
I'm considering shipping off to some remote island, somewhere only you and my siblings know about.

Apparently your darling best friend is quite intent on humbling us, went on to Caroline about how she's going to plot something particularly creative and everything. Very classy.

[Bekah]
I know what you were doing. Trying to focus her attention on you. Noble as it is...don't. You've been through enough already, sister...

[ooc: Caroline, you're counted under the no Mikaelsons portion of the filter!]

Can I be fat and grumpy and pregnant at you guys for a moment?

I am having a serious craving for carrot sticks and hummus. Is that normal?

Can anyone tell me a good place to get some hummus? and maybe get some for me?

[Peter]
»Soooo details, doll, details

[Amy]
»I was thinking...
»I know things suck a lot right now
»But we're due for retail therapy, right?

[Tahiri]
»How are the babies?
»And Jacen?
»And you.
»Also, has anyone claimed your baby shower yet?

[Vex]
»So, how are things?

[Klaus]
I might have originally volunteered to go in for Bekah.

Elijah is going instead.

I just don't want your little brother to lose another one of you.

[Tahiri]
Hey. How are you and the babies doing?

And Jacen? I know he lost his sister.

Do you guys need anything?

I've never seen such festivity in celebrating a New Year. The television showed many countries celebrating. We never did such things back home. It looked like fun!

You have all fought well. I am sorry for the losses we faced.

Thank you for trusting me to lead you to

Now. Would any of those loyal to the one who has fallen like to continue what we've started? I'm more than willing to remind them why we just won.

[Crowley]

Can you do as you've said?

[Bo H]

I promised you I would return, Little One. I did as I said.

[John]

Rest. I will look after those in your care for now.

There's an empty part of my..
is this how she felt when she killed Caedus

I'm sorry to those of a psychic nature for the extremity of the rage. Given I had the battle meld open I should have thought

As Khan has said, it's time to prepare for battle. But not all of us are going to be able to go. Some aren't fighters, some are children. I myself am pregnant and I would be a hindrance in a large battle.

But I am still a Sith Jedi Force user. And a powerful one at that. Therefore, I offer to defend those who stay here, so their families and loved ones can be sure they're protected.

Mrs Barton, I understand you are similar to me, a pregnant fighter? Maybe we can work together?

[Filtered to Jacen Solo]

Come back to me. When this is done. Swear it, Jacen.

Nightmares when I am not allowed caffeine is just not fighting fair.

[Filtered to Caroline Forbes]

What does it say about me that my nightmare now is my lover's wife coming back to Lawrence?

Can we talk? I know you've been dreaming too.

I now believe there is some truth to the belief that animals can sense an approaching storm.

Is anyone trapped beneath rubble? Are there structures at risk? I may as well assist since I am able.

I've been thinking.

I mean I've seen the future, so have some of you. I win, so, I win. But lets run with a hypothetical for a second. I do enjoy those.

You somehow lock me back up, every lock on the cage, every seal slips back into place. Including 33. That's the one that acted up in a way no one expected. Brought you all here when it opened.

Ruby and Sam would be fine, the abomination they spawned, Jo, she'd be fine, her girls too. Dean, well, he'd lose the one girl that ever lasted more than a drunk weekend but he'd get over it, that's what booze is for, right?

But what about the little fairytale, what about the bun in Romanoff's oven, or the sith girl, or Lady Locksley who by all rights should be dead in what you so laughingly used to call the holy land. What about those of you who go back to die, or those who found love across worlds. The fixed point in time and the solider assigned to protect the team that die around him, (Actually Harkness, is that what you saw in him) the vampire and the littlest Bennett, the doctor and the mess, Jaina Solo and...oh wait, he left you already, never mind.

Giving up a lot just to lock me away, aren't you?

[Filtered to friends and associates of Jacen and herself]

So, to let people know. I'm pregnant. About ten weeks along, due some time in June. I didn't want to say anything earlier, something about early weeks and stuff. Anyway. Not planned, as you probably guessed, but we're going through with it.

Oh and it's twins. because that never goes wrong in our universe

[Filtered to Jacen]

They're talking about Detroit.

Will you go? If it happens?

Okay, so not only have I spent much of the past couple of days throwing up, but now I'm feeling emotional and actually crying because I feel bad for the two people Moriarty's taken.

I want to help them somehow.

No, I'm not about to run off and try to fight a demon, before you start to panic.