War Is Coming Communications.

my daughter is the best daughter. who now says 2 words. smuggled in to see me and she said 'dadda'. so proud right now.

oh and i'm alive. think emma already told you that. today is brilliant.

So, the Chief has officially made me and Juliet partners at work. And we have our first case together. It's involving a kid though, so it's probably pretty grim. Some pro swimmer kid's drowned in a pool. Could be an accident, but I guess I can kiss goodbye to any weekend with the amount of paperwork this is going to produce.

Anyway, just pulled up at the crime scene, so going to be responsible detective and turn the phone off. So people at the house, just don't wait up if I'm late home tonight?!

My mom is gone. Neal is gone. Anyone else feel like leaving me beh

At least they're safer not being around me. I don't know how much longer I can hold him off.

Maybe Sam is right.

[Henry]

Do me a favor, kid?

I've decided that I'm going to be Catherine Earnshaw. Very last minute and very without my Heathcliff. I was planning to shop for a dress yesterday but then I sort of got rereading and next thing I remember it was morning and there was ink on my face.

...it's worrying how often that happens to me.

Lydia. All set?!

Ladies and gentlemen, congratulate me. I'm the luckiest woman in the world.

I'm dating Christian Grey!

Seriously, I should be ashamed, as these books are stupid and insane and pointless. Not to mention demeaning to women. And the human race.

But... See that picture? That's aaaaall mine.

I really hate that I'm even bringing this up. Believe me. Because there'd be a price.

But there was a spell back home right, a side effect of the Dark Curse, the reason the outside world didn't find Storybrooke.

Regina, do you know what Rumple did, what that spell was? I mean if it came to it and that's the decision that got made. Could you? Or is magic of that level something only the Dark One could do?

Emma Swan's Guide to Dealing With Jim Moriarty:

#1: Don't.

That was easy.

Jim is a diva. An attention whore. He feeds off of the angst and the bitterness you're all throwing his way.

Ignore him and he'll have to come out of hiding. And then we act.

No one knows him like I do. And when we're done, no one else will ever have to
He's not touching my daughter
And Katherine is an idiot

[Additional Friends and Family Filter/no Henry]

You people have an additional set of rules.

#2: No one goes out alone. Ever.
#3: Amulets are to be worn at all times. Extras go in pockets, shoes, and underwear, I don't even care
#4: My kids don't leave this house. At all. For anything.

You don't understand him. But you will. He's too much like Regina for his own good. Yes, I'm his target. But he will see everything I lo care abo love burned to the ground before he takes me out. Hitting me first isn't enough for him.

So for god's sake, be careful.

Hello darlings. Miss me. I know, I knooow even I though that was a teensy bit overdramatic. But you know, I thought to myself, who am I to deny them their fun if they want to impress me! . And  I just can't help but make an entrance. Show off, I admit it! 

Anyway, down to the business of it. Fairytale. I think its about time we caught up, don't you? I think I really should see Aurora.

Oh and Crowley dear.

Did you really think you'd get away with it forever. Daddy knows you dirty little tattletale


OH. Other Sherlock. I find it deeply depressing that your world made me some kinda hybrid combination of the ridiculous old evil genius version of me and, well, Irene Adler. I find it even MORE depressing that you slept with it.

Mine screamed and died. Slowly. And so did my Sherlock. Though that was just a bit hillarious. He looked so suprised!

....Just so we're clear on where we stand. I've already won. This, all this. There's no win condition apart from watching it allll burn

i'm really sorry

did you guys get mr. kol and james?
cause they were taken too

I found Henry.

I'm taking him to the medbay. He's got some bruises and maybe a broken leg, but with time he should be fine. Physically.

» Not caught up to him yet, but still looking.
» Any news from your end?
» How's Neal?
» Belle keeps bringing me tea.
» And food. She's very persistent.

I saw what you just said to Alex. Are you alright? What did that bastard say?

[Filtered to Henry]

Kid, can we talk?

[Filtered to Regina]

I don't give second chances. Not where my kid is concerned.

But your magic may be useful in this fight. If you're planning on participating.

Just something to keep in mind, I guess.

[ETA: Filtered to Close Friends and Family]

So...this should probably be noted at some point. And a few people already know but I'm making sure everyone does now.

I discovered from watching the show that I have the ability to use magic. I didn't want to say anything until I had a better grasp on it and knew I could control it better than she and knew what I was doing. And then I wanted to make sure Henry knew, because I know how he feels about it.

But I can't wait any longer. There's a battle to be fought now. And if what little I do know can help, I have to try.

So...now you all know, we can move on with our lives, right? Right.

What's our plan?

Dealing with Regina is one thing, but this is even more dire.

can someone tell my boss that I am fine to go back to work full time? desk duty is so dull.

[ooc: Graham is long since home from hospital, but still can't use his left shoulder/arm, still on some painkillers, and stuck doing desk duty! And has to type one handed.]

My current partner went AWOL. Nobodies seen him in a week. We've done all the usual checks but their coming up dry.

Emmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaa cans come hom

am fiiiiiine

toootally fine

al ovrreactivating 2 teeeeeeeeeny bull hol

[ooc: Okay! Forward dated a little to late afternoon/early evening of Sunday (damn timezones!) Graham was called away from the ball game to chase down the suspect of a murder investigation.]

» dont worry
» but going to hospital
» got shot
» am fine
» love you

Are we still on for baseball tomorrow? I saw you're on call, Graham, so if we need to reschedule Henry and I could do something else tomorrow. I thought I saw an open invitation to laser tag somewhere.

Downside of working Homicide now. Having to have my phone on all weekend, just in case the suspect returns to his apartment. Here's hoping he stays away until Monday at least? I really don't want to have to leave in the middle of doing things to arrest a scumbag.