War Is Coming Communications.

...Whoa.

I think someone spiked my drink at that party.

I know we have an apocalypse and everything, but I kinda want to play an instrument. Never tried before. I was thinking guitar. They're all cool looking. Can someone teach me? I might be able to pay uh..a little, I don't have very much right now though.

If I've already experienced my birthday once this year, will going through it yet again bump me up to eighteen?

Who do I shoot? Answers.

You know what? I used to complain about Puck being a man whore cause he could never have committed to me the way Finn did, but I get it, I really do. Puck, go have sex with whoever but I'm your babymomma okay? Is that okay? I think its awesome!

Rachel. I don't even hate you so much anymore. Do you still have a myspace here. I can go delete some mean stuff I...might have said.

I LOVE CHUCK SHURLEY.



Also, I'm recording in the studio tomorrow. And I'm not even the slightest bit nervous! If I suck, I suck, right?

I have this sudden urge for karaoke!!

I absolutely do not appreciate this insane prank. I know who you are! I can smell the insecurity and envy rolling off of you like a wet dog smell on a PetCo pet groomer. Just because I have more genuine talent than you does not mean that I should get slushied regularly and be subjected to horrible pranks like this. Nowhere on my road to stardom do you see the location “Lawrence, Kansas”. Fess up now and I promise you that my two gay dads will go easy on you during the legal battle.