I absolutely do not appreciate this insane prank. I know who you are! I can smell the insecurity and envy rolling off of you like a wet dog smell on a PetCo pet groomer. Just because I have more genuine talent than you does not mean that I should get slushied regularly and be subjected to horrible pranks like this. Nowhere on my road to stardom do you see the location “Lawrence, Kansas”. Fess up now and I promise you that my two gay dads will go easy on you during the legal battle.