War Is Coming Communications.

Right. So, things have been let slide with the crap that's been going on. I dunno about you lot, but I need to get out of here.

So, here's a bunch of hunts for you all to chose from. Bobby's old proviso's apply. You have to have done the classes. And, any first timers need an experience partner. Everyone has a partner. No exceptions!

So, pick one, and find a partner.

• Denver
  
• Illinois
  
• Massachussetts - Alicia and Emma
  
• Virginia - Katniss, Johanna (maybe) and Tamsin
  
• Miami - Rose and Dimitri
  
• Chicago - Levi and Damien
  
• California - Bobbi, May and Tasha
  
• New Orleans - Caroline and Klaus
  
• Texas - Sam and Dean. You ain't got a choice, Sammy.

[Ruby]

I'm kidnapping my brother.

[Sammy]

We need this, Sammy.

You know, you vampires don't get nearly enough credit. It's a bum deal you guys have going on there. I mean, the powers are pretty fucking rad, an' all, but the whole package? Kinda sucks. Pun intended.

Still, all's well that ends well, right?


[Kitten]
So. Uh. You can stop living in the forest now, kiddo. Looks like I'm done trying to eat you.

Sorry about that. This Seal's fucked up, huh? Did you at least get something fun?


[Dean]
You're a pretty cool guy when you loosen up, y'know. We should do another roadtrip. Only with less eating people this time, yeah?

Living in the woods isn't so bad at all. I've been enjoying it mostly.

Does anyone mind if I hunt down this "A" and eat them? That sounds like a really good plan, right?


[Kitten]
So you're gonna want to push something heavy in front of my door until this power-swap thing blows over, Kit-Kat. That or find somewhere else to stay. Or maybe both.

I know we've got a lot of new people who don't necessarily know the lay of the land. Sorry me and Sam haven't had a lot of time to do the welcome wagon lately. My damned Sister-in-law got turned into a freaking swan. So, kinda been concentrating on getting that fixed, as well as our local vampire problem.

Anyway. I'm Dean Winchester. Welcome to Lawrence, Kansas. To a world where monsters and demons are real. And, angels. Angels are dicks, best avoid them altogether.

For your own safety, we have classes set up. I don't give a shit if you know how to fight, or deal with this sort of crap at home. I ain't letting you near patrols or hunting until you've done the classes. One rule for everyone. No exceptions.

If you have a problem with this. Tough shit. I ain't having your blood on my hands because I made an exception. So, I ain't doing it.

Once the situation hwere has cleared up. I'll hand out hunts. Everyone goes with a partner. And everyone has to take the damned classes first.

Well, watching my "show" was one of the dumbest choices I could've possibly made.

[Yeah, possible spoilers for OUAT in the comments, I'm guessing. Also, because I fail, I realize that I posted this originally in the wrong comm, and completely forgot about it. Whoops.]

What is this? Is it a trick?

Haymitch?

Can someone help me?

Who wants to go hunting with me tonight for these vampires?

Y'know, I've said a lot of bad things about this place since getting here, but really? It's not that bad. Actually, it's pretty awesome when you think about it. Like, a billion and one times better than Panem.

Shine on, Lawrence, you crazy diamond.

Sarah Manning: you are especially awesome, thanks for not letting that angry ghost woman eat me last night. You rock, girl.

Kenzi: you still owe me that drink, sister. But I forgive you, because guess what? You're also awesome. Pick a place and the first round's on me.

I hate to be that guy, but it's been way too quiet for way too long. I don't trust the Seal enough to think that it means that there's nothing bad on the way.

I've got a shooting range at my bunker. I'm happy to take on anyone who wants to learn how to use a gun or wants to get some practice time in. Let me know if you're interested.

Right then, bitches.

The Seal's never going to stop being a jerk, and Kitten and I can't stay cooped up inside moping forever.  But I've got somewhere between 'jack' and 'shit' idea how we're supposed to entertain ourselves here. It's so weird, not having the endless cycle of interviews and training sessions and fancy galas and rebellions.

Suggestions on a postcard to 'Not Missing Panem One Bit', c/o Sanctuary.

Bobby's gone back to Sioux Falls. So, I'm gonna be taking over organising the hunting classes and organising the hunts.

Any questions?

hes gone


[bobby]
thanks.

If anyone naked tries to hug me and it's not Finnick coming back, or Johanna, I will stab them. Just so you know.


Why do the stores have so many heart-shaped things?

Hey, I got some arrows. At least five quivers full. So altogether about 60-85 arrows. And even better? They're all silver tipped. Took a day to get that but worth it Figured it'd be good for hunts since silver is a common weakness of monsters. And good for regular defense too outside of hunting. So any archers, if you want them? Say the word and I'll give them over asap, all free for whoever may want it. Maybe Daryl, or Allison, yeah she could use more sets or arrows I could always get more too. I admit I had practiced with some before getting the quivers together.

[Friends and allies]
There's someone that I can't stop thinking about. It's a girl who excels at kicking ass with bows and arrows. And knives. And maybe swords. She looks nice too, of course, but there is more to people than just looks. It does help but it takes more to be memorable and everlasting in the minds of their peers and But the fighting skill and tenacity, can't help but be impressed at that too. It's strange. I never spoke to her before but I'm thinking of her a lot lately.

Florence and Bo are gone.

Looks like she left the apartment complex over to me and Natasha.

If you live there ain't nothing going to change. Just don't expect the landlord to be offering up Thanksgiving to the lot of you like she did.

And if you don't pick up your dog's shit then your dog ain't staying.

Got a number of hunts available.

1. Washington:
2. Maine: Jack and Enjolras
3. Florida: Damon and Alaric
4. Alaska: Katniss and me

Same rules apply. Gotta have a partner. If you ain't done one before you gotta go with someone who has. I reserve the right to say no cause I feel like it. Can't be a kid.

[ooc: I am off to work so Bobby will reply back later but feel free to try and figure out partners, etc, in the post]