War Is Coming Communications.

So, Early August.

Emily's two. And cause she's two I'd like to celebrate it. With other kids. With games and like, a bounce whatever you call it. That kind of stuff.

So if you have kids, if you're a parent. Come along. She'd love to have the company. 

[Mikaelsons]

I know he's not well right now, your brother.

I met him at the magic meeting, he's a good kid. I can send some herbs and things, will help with the recovery. And I promise, they're legit, he's the one of you I like and he's a kid. Think I'm a monster, whatever, I could care less personally. But it could help him. .

If he's better by then and if he's not too old for a kid party to want to. He's welcome. And whoever of you wants to bring him.

[Sam]

I invited them. Its easier overall. And its for Emily's sake. And honestly, the younger brother is pretty awesome. Fairly sure he's suspicious of me cause well, I did go nuts and threaten his ridiculous sister but hey, threatening is excusable when it happens right? Or is that only sometimes? There should be a list of exceptional circumstances.

I just kinda wish they'd see what they do to  people. Or just think, at all, I guess beyond the people they've befriended. Includes you. Pretty sure I don't have a single friend left willing to talk to me that likes them. I have no idea how to even

Just a head's up: starting this week my self defense classes are only going to be on Monday and Wednesday. Elijah is going to run a class on Friday instead of me. But I encourage everybody to go to it.

[Lois]

Was Clark mad about the cows?

[Rose]

So. Still recovering from the girl's night out?

[Harry]

Did we ever figure out who owns Greaves House? Because the electricity doesn't work in half of my kitchen and I'm not sure who to talk to about it. I don't mind paying for an electrician to come out and take a look but I think we need to plan on what to do if this happens to someone else in the complex.

Alright, so I don't really know what a GIF is.  but, with that GIF war going on, I decided to have a look.  Since I know that there's an actor out tehre with my face.  Since he plays Ana's boyfriend.

But, it turns out I'm fictional too.  There's a TV show about us and everything.

Hal, Alex, Mitchell.  Did you know we was fictional?

Oh, also.  Who thought it was a good idea to get Hal to drink coffee?  It makes him worse than Kia Ora does.  He's bouncing off the bleeding walls.

I had a  wonderful night out with the love of my life. There was food, I even got him to dance a little.

And then today. I come into the library.

Someone. Misfiled.

A book about elemental magics should not in any way be near that one about the fire demons. That's an entirely different section!

ooh! I could give lessons! On our proper returns policy and how to file things back appropriately. I know what happened too, someone thought they'd be helpful and file a book back in place. Only used their magic and it went to the wrong place.

Its not always the simplest way to do things!

It was very interesting to meet with you all at the weekend. I should be interested to see what we could be capable of if we worked together.

[FILTERED TO BELLE]

I would like you to take my credit card and buy yourself the best dress you can find. Because I am taking you out for dinner. The full wining and dining experience, because you, my love, deserve it.

I'm bored.  Let's play a game.


You're in a dark room.  It's pitch black, you can see nothing but darkness.  You hear a faint scritching in the dark.  Like some animals scuffling around.

On you, you have a box of matches, a length of rope and a copy of the Winchester Gospels volumes 1-5.

What do you do?  Go.

I realise that this invitation is very last minute but tomorrow at 4 pm, I will be hosting a surprise party for Greg. If you'd like to attend the house is located here: Insert Address. Bringing a gift isn't necessary and the food and drink is all catered.

Henry, if Emma says it's all right, I'd love to have you there. Even if it's only for an hour or two.

Everyone seems far too unhappy right now.

Let's all cheer ourselves up a bit, and post three happy things!

I'll start:

1. I found a new thing for my collection today.  I've called it a twiddledingle.  But, it's probably actually called something different.

2. I smiled at someone at the bus stop, and they didn't get confused and look away.  Also, I rode the bus by myself!  I'm totally getting the hang of this human thing.

3. I learnt how to use the coffee machine.  I THINK I LIKE COFFEEEEEEEE, IT'S AMAZINGGG!!!

dental check up and no cavities

see. having two never-ending drawers full of candy isn't gonna always mess up your teeth!

i don't think ais is ready for lollipops yet though, even if she keeps trying to take mine.

when can baby sisters start to do really cool things

34 Ways Disney Movies Are Entirely Screwed Up

I rest my case, your honor.

(That being said, no offense to our Disneyesque friends...aka my extended family)

Rumple,

Strange question perhaps but do you think you could make plates and a candlestick sing a song about preparing dinner?

Just a note to the uninformed.

It's rude to filter to all your family and friends bar me, behind filters, its also not that bright when I'm on a hunt with someone very very involved in said discussion and his limpit of a girlfriend.

Bad form Bex

Just to clear some things up for all of you

1. No I don't care if you plan against me. Its natural. I have plans for if any of you ever come at us, so there's that. Turnabout being fair play and all.
2. Your opinion of me matters less than nothing. There are a few people that I could say I like, if you're one of them I expect you know that already. If not, well there's your answer. its my sister and brothers that seem to crave affection and they do sulk when they're tarred by my many and varied misdeeds, at least tar them with their own
and 3. I'm actually probably being nicer to the Gilbert brat  than any one of them. I allowed her to come hunting and haven't killed her or even really threatened her. Ask her, that's progress

So many people talking about their fathers made me miss mine. I thought I'dlook on the internet. See if there were at least pictures or something.

Why are people so hateful towards someone they don't even know?

Are you guys still up for that trip to New York?  I was thinking we could go next weekend.


[Emma]

I'm probably taking Dad and Belle to New York next week.  I was going to ask Henry if he'd like to come as well.

[Henry]

Would you like to come to New York with me and your Grandparents next weekend?

I've organised what we have for the magic library already, my system is fairly simple to get to grips with but please could you all follow it. With a little magic from Rumple the books should know themselves where their place is as long as you return them on time. If not you will get helpful and not at all loud and annoying reminders for every extra day late. 

I should be ready to start lending in a few days. I'm given to understand the books can be borrowed for research purposes and obviously the library isn't tied to the same rules as other places in the complex. You may enter so long as you bear no intent to harm any within.

Having been attacked in a library once before I felt I should learn from the experiance.

And yes Rumple I've eaten. I had a sandwich and a cookie today. 

I want it to be known that people who choose to wear scarves in the kitchen are extremely tacky and should not be allowed to operate any devices found in the kitchen.

ETA: Especially if they thinnk that they are better than you.

ETA 2: but they're actuallyky not.

ETA 3: shee jst thinks sheeei s

ETA 4: diidd did thieienk it

ETA 5: itsstn ot murderr if youu dnt sttop smeone frm chokgng to deeath
youus just hapen 2 tbe teere
and theye die
itssn not

ETA 6: anyone wana reheerse for the playy?

[ooc: YEAH. IT'S TIME FOR DRUNK ALI.]

I've noticed that you've gotten quite close to Anna recently.

You are aware that she's only 18, yes?  And very innocent.  You've seen her movie.  You know she spent most of her life sheltered and away from people.  And, I've heard about you and Ginger.

I just don't think that your relationship is appropriate.  And I think you should try to be aware of that.

[Anastasia and Belle]

Am I the only one who thinks the way Kirk behaves towards Anna is highly inappropriate?

[Elsa]

I realize it's not really my place, but I'm concerned about your sister's relationship with Kirk.  There's quite a big age gap there, and I know what happened last time she gave her heart to the wrong man.

Loki's new creation, that magic building.

It has a library, and well, can we go look, he says its not done and I bet I could tell him what its missing.

But imagine the kinds of books people could collect in a place like that. It could be so useful for here! 

Will you come with me!

Okay.  That was a bad idea.  I planned on avoiding it.  But, curiosity got the better of me.

Remind me never to watch the show again.