War Is Coming Communications.

Ava
Hey kid. I never responded to your drunk message, sorry, had business to attend to offline. So, how have you been doing lately? Being good?

( Jess, a musical tribute! )

( Damon's got a letter )

Yeah I know you don't want me talking to you but you know what? You can deal with words on a screen for a few minutes. It's not like I can do anything to you through the computer or whatever.

So, basically, this is me first of all proving I'm not drunk anymore, since, look, normal typing. No dictionary vomit. Okay? Okay.

Secondly, I am sorry if I killed you and you seriously, 100% weren't going to try to kill me. I just can't take your word for it, because a hell of a lot of guys just like you showed up, all nice and confused and harmless looking, and most of the time they were the first ones to snap. Aside from Sam being there, the entire thing was exactly like the last twenty-s all the other ones, so I did what I thought I had to do to stay alive.

And I get why you don't trust me, and that's fine, whatever, you probably shouldn't anyway, I really don't care that much but I don't just make apologies because I'm drunk.

[ooc: Filter is to Brady, Ava is drunk, etc, carry on.]

i was reding the stuf fromwhen i was inanother world adn the otherme was rely fondnof you aprently
so i thot id say hi

alsowhyd she cal you brady that istnt your naem that is BRADYS nameit
s stupid for youto have it.
so stoppit.

So it looks like our Sammy has gone home, and the glittery version isn't really something I'm worried about. This place is suddenly looking up.

I think that was officially the most fucked up vacation ever.

(Added in a little later).

...I found a woman in my house. She's not looking too good. What the hell happened here? There's blood everywhere. I don't kn

Hey Sammy, look what I found on the fridge at this-world's Ava's house:

[Camera-phone photos of various printouts from the boards, basically anything ridiculous involving Sam that was public. Includes his stint as Oberon, King of the Fairies who has a deep fondness for cookies, the cow photo, the original "i wnt ur boDy/" text (a photo of the text on a phone screen, obviously sans the comments that follow)... etc.

Everything is covered in glitter.]

So, who decided this was a good idea?

Ruby was taken by someone.

If you have any information leading up to her whereabouts, please contact me.

(Dean)
Something happened t
I need your help

(Booth)
I need your help.

Okay, so, me doing that thing that I'm not supposed to do is highly frowned upon, I know. But what about in the event of an emergency? As in, no other option emergency? Last time he was here, we had no other way
Ruby's knife won't work on him, I couldn't exorcise him, it's gotta be

You know, I got bored today and kicked a puppy.

Wasn't as fun as it used to be. Gotta move onto bigger targets.

[Demons and Lucifer]
Do we have any orders? Things have been quiet on my front and I hate it

Heaven... I'm in Heaven... and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak...

Hello, everyone... Did you miss me?

[Dean]

I missed you, Dean.

Rose Weasley
Well. This is weird. But, I mean, you're still Rose right? You'll get exclamatory and then suddenly say something sensible
Hi. I saw you were back so I figured I'd say hello. Someone told you that you'd been here before right? You just don't remember being here? We hung out, back then. But I suppose I have to introduce myself again now so, hi again, I'm Allana Solo. Um, how are you adjusting?

Ava
Did you see Rose is back? I don't think she remembers being here though, and she seems younger. This is...weird. It makes me miss the four of us being over at Jen's, you know?

Dad
Look things are bad enough already without us
You do have to admit that you were being
You promised you weren't going to

Kon
So I think I kind of owe you the biggest apology ever. You didn't even do anything wrong and I just snapped and got all sulky and now you feel like you have to apologize to me which isn't fair, but
You know giving me delicious baked goods every time I act like a crazy person is probably not the reinforcement you want to give me.

...which is my way of saying I'm sorry, and thanks for letting me sulk it out last night/today and being understanding and the cupcake and everything. I'm sorry you get pulled into my family drama sometimes.

Connor
Hey, how have you been doing? I'm sorry I've been kind of AWOL lately. I actually have a question though-- you're from a reality really close to this one right? As in the history and literature is pretty much identical?

Mom
I know I usually stay at your place starting Mondays, but there is not a force in the world that could get me into the same apartment as him right now. You're welcome at my apartment any time you want.

Ava
So if I snuck some booze over and told my aunt we were going to have a serious talk about your demon blood addiction and needed privacy could we be drunk and talk about how stupid everything is this week?

ALLANA I THINK YOUR CRAZY AUNT DID SOMETHING TO ME.

I'M A MAN.

WHY AM I A MAN?

I'm sorry for how I acted this week. I'd say it wasn't me, but apparently it was. I suppose there's nothing else that can really be said except thank you, to the people who took down the horseman.

Grandma
Are you okay? I heard you went after Famine? And do you still have Daisy? Is she okay? She wasn't alone long, right? She hates that, being cooped up, especially in her crate. Every time I send her to the kennel, she sulks for ages because she doesn't understand, and this time I just left and I didn't even

Thank you so much for going to get her, and for taking care of her. I'm sorry that you had to, and for scaring you when I hid.

Kon
Are you okay? I lost track of you after the whole...you know that I really don't want to break up with you right? I get it if you're mad at me, I was kind of awful to you. Just, can we talk or something? I would have come and found you earlier but I've been in a healing trance for a while. You don't think that, the way I was, was what I wanted do

Need. More. Blood.



[ooc: Famine might have stepped out for a while, but Sam's addiction isn't going anywhere after drinking as much blood as he did. Someone please hit him in the head with a baseball bat!]

Something's wrong with me I think? Maybe Sam was ri I need more blood, and, I mean, not just... I had a lot? It's gone. I drank it all. I should have had enough for another month or two if I didn't have a lot but I... did. Like, it didn't even last a week.

This is bad, right? This has to be bad. It can't be safe. I shouldn't be going through it that fast and I'm going to end up doing this all wrong and I don't know what's happening and I might possibly be kinda freaking out right now.

[Sam]

I probably shouldn't even ask you but
I don't kn
I don't trust a word you say but I need to make sur

How fast does the blood addiction thing go crazy, normally?

Hey kid, how's tricks? Staying out of trouble?

So, how's it feel?