War Is Coming Communications.

I need a distraction So what are my chances on a drinking buddy for the night? Over at [bar name]?


[Rose]
How's your hunt going? You're okay, right?


[Charley]
So we're back to this then? You just fucking disappear for a week or two or more and
I know I'm hardly winning the fucking friend-of-the-year award ever, but if you're going to just fucking avoid me, could y
Working out whatever the fuck this problem is would be a lot easier if you didn't fucking disappear
Fuck it. Fucking whatever, Charley. Just.... fuck it.

I was going to suggest we stop at Disney World but someone had to get his ass kicked saving my life . Hey, medbay people, don't let Harry go without checking in with you guys. He may say it's just bruises but there's some pretty hardcore bruises.

So with that being said, how's the weather in Lawrence? I wanted this drive to go well.

[Caroline]

Sorry I can't make it to the party. I should get home tonight, but there's something I have to do.

[Guy]

Can we talk?

You're probably with Jeremy, but can we maybe hang out later this week?

[Stefan]
Can I come over, please?

Re: The Traffic Cone.

I have no idea why the traffic cone. I might keep it. It can be my squishy

I blame Rebekah. 

Also I learned a new thing last night and ...dude, did I sing Bed of Roses in Russian at one point?

[Screw evil and the douchebag Originals and Katherine]

Screw this place up the ass.

[Text to Mac]

You're still here, right?

[Caroline]

Are you okay?

We should get drunk.

JOHN MITCHELL.

It has been almost four months since you've had a drop of blood, it has been almost three months since you made me your girlfriend, IT IS ABOUT TIME WE HAD A PROPER DATE.

Yes, this is me publicly calling you out. Can't say no now, can you? HMPH.

With that being said, I'm going to go back to stupid algebra problems until some hot Irish vampire tells me he's taking me out.