War Is Coming Communications.

Oh my god this show is awful, why am I still watching this little troll? Here Comes Honey Boo Boo really needs to be canceled. But it's such a train wreck but I can't look away.

Girls we really should make a weekly thing or maybe every couple weeks. Whether it's lunch and shopping, or lunch and ice cream I don't know. Something. I forgot how much fun it was.

[Dean]
Chris invited me to Paris, would you come?

I'll need you guys to be on patrols today and tomorrow at least. Sorry about the short notice, I'll explain later.

[Filtered to Lois]
Need to postpone dinner.


(OOC: Posted earlier tonight!)

Sometimes I miss the Sunny-dee version of vamps and demons. Then I remember how often I finished the night covered in dust and gross shit, and I really don't anymore.

[Filtered to Friends]
Think I'm gonna take tomorrow night off from patrolling. Who wants to party?

i thik i need to paint the ciling.

How and why did Oliver "tangle with a demon"? Why didn't you tell m

One or two people have expressed an interest in being taught archery, and with a large amount of time at my disposal I'd like to extend that offer to anyone wanting to learn.

In the interest of backing up that constructive criticism of his against a lack of action, Gisborne has graciously offered his own services. Apparently he isn't bad with a sword. We'll take his word for it. Archery and swords might seem a bit archaic to some in this day and age, but if you have no means of defending yourself its something to consider.

For the record, if there's anyone who's on the team who doesn't want to be, you're not being held hostage. If you want to be here, that's great. If you don't, that's fine. I don't think having two teams is a bad idea; in fact, I suggested this to someone a few weeks ago and was told that it was a bad idea because then teams would be "popping up all over the place and nothing gets done because you're too busy dividing up the city and marking your territories." Apparently it was just a bad idea at the time because I was the one who suggested it, but now it's a fantastic idea because someone else suggested it. O-kay.

Honestly, I'm personally not that territorial or threatened by the idea of two teams protecting the city. We're all on the same side here.

So if anyone here would rather be on Dick's team, I'm not going to hold a grudge. And people call me dramatic.

[Filtered to everyone else friends, filters against evil and Katherine]

I'm fine. Please ignore my last post. I was on pain killers.

[Text to Penny]

Still on for lunch?

Hey. So, you don't know me but Kim mentioned your name and suggested I get in touch with you for...certain paper type things. Are you around and could you help a gal out?

What can you guys tell me about demon possession here?

Is there any reason for a demon inhabiting anyone? Or do they just randomly do it?

Once they’ve been exorcised is there a way to find them and kick their ass or are they gone forever?

What are the side effects of having been possessed?

And before any of you start on how I should stay in the damn complex and be safe or any of that crap, just stop. I'm not going to listen to what you say so save your hands the trouble of typing any of it.

I don't care how horrible they are. You do not fuck with my family and get away with it.

So either offer information and insight or stay the hell out of this post.

Edit: [Texts to Chloe]

» The demon apparently knows everything that you know.
» All of your passwords.
» Who's on patrol. Whatever lists you have.
» You need to reset it all.

Where are you? I mean, where have you been staying? I haven't heard from

Texts to Peeta
>>You heard about what happened to Chloe and Oliver?
>>That demon, and I guess Lucifer, know everything she does now. This apartment, Oliver's company, you and Prim.
>>I think I might ask Cindy if Prim can stay with her for a couple nights.

Text to Cindy
>>Are you in town right now?

ETA:

Kal
Hi. So the demon possession recently, the woman it happened to owns the building Prim, Peeta, and I live in, which means demons know all the codes, wards, and who lives there. I need somewhere to send Prim for a couple nights and I think the woman she usually stays with is out of town.

I don't know your living situation, but you told me you wouldn't let anything happen to her. Do you have room for her for a couple nights? Peeta and I would bring by food, it wouldn't cost you anything, and I'd owe you.

I was gonna comment on how fun that fight would be to watch, but...can someone please tell me how Buffy died? Again?

Do you really want to go patrolling?

[Filtered to Watchtower residents]

I have reset the security system and all the passwords, next time any of you has to login or enter anything, the system will do a full body scan and will ask you to re-enter your digital, retina scan and a new password for use of the network. This can be done in the elevator.

I'm working on upgrading everything else right now.

[Filtered to Zatanna, Faith, Dawn and anyone else on the Patrol team who might be a demon expert]

Watchtower security has been compromised. Everything I know, they know about. I will need a whole new set of spells, traps and anything else you can think of as soon as possible.

[Filtered to Tess]
I'm going to get it done tonight.

[Filtered to Oliver]
I spoke with Mia. She refuses to go anywhere so, if you need anything, she'll be around to help you.

....Okay, so I did a dumb thing. Kind of, maybe. I was channel-surfing, found some movie that looked funny, and there was this black guy in it, right? And he was kind of a weirdo, but then, like everyone in that movie was. They were all supposed to be a bunch of actors in a war movie or something, I guess. Only they find this fucking drug farm or something, right? But the main guy is a fucking idiot and doesn't realize it's real and the others have to go save him. And it gets to the big final battle thing, and all of a sudden the weirdo black guy? He's apparently not a black guy. and he takes off the wig and takes out the contacts, and I'm like HOLY FUCK THAT'S ME. ONLY BLOND AND BLUE-EYED AND WTF PLAYING A BLACK DUDE?

I mean really... what? My brain hurts.

Aside from that, Tropic Thunder was pretty fucking hilarious.

All right, I know some of you are doing the demon camp training and all, but I was thinking for those of you who are around and available, how does next Wednesday sound for getting together? We can make this a regular thing, meeting every other week or once a month maybe?

We can meet at my house, [insert address]. And if any of you ever wish to host a meeting, just let me know.

My friend isn't safe where she is right now. Can she come stay with us for a few days? Please?