War Is Coming Communications.

Oh my god. I am never eating another damn 'French fry' again. I am so freaking full right now I'll need to be moved by a crane like the lady on TV. Ow!

So. Anyone have any chips? Or crisps, whatever.

Kansas has show choirs, I'm pretty sure I'll never be skinny enough to cheer again so how about it guys?

Anyone else willing to do this with me?

Which one of you is Simon or Jess? Someone told me a few weeks ago that you're the ones to go to regarding not feeling very well.

Filtered to Cade.

I think I saw some of it. Dreamt it.

[OOC note: Siri is not in good form right now... she's been having trouble sleeping, has been quieter than usual, and has started having very vague premonitions about the Clone Wars of her future. Force users: her presence is usually VERY zen, and right now it's... not, so. Feel free to notice if you think your character(s) would've!]

Found blood

Its your fault

Hey so...Clark.

Where do you stand on burglary. Worse things in the world right?

Ugh, too much Jaeger, way too much Jager. Alright, I think I'm in Jersey. I really think this is Jersey. Not Camden, I can tell because I'm not bleeding from a gunshot wound, but I'm pretty sure this is a motel in Jersey. I'm pretty sure I portaled drunk again, which is at least better than the last time I did it and ended up in what I think was Baghdad, but there are three two questions I feel the need to ask.

1. Why the hell am I dressed like an extra from Gladiator?
2. What the hell did I do at the party? I've got a couple new bruises that I don't remember getting.
3. Where the hell did this chimpanzee come from?

ETA: So...anyone know how to take care of a chimp? Hypothetically, I mean. I'm just curious. Not that I suddenly have one. Seriously, where the hell did I get this thing?

Does anyone want to try making this with me? I'm starving and Big Macs aren't cutting it.

Lack of sleep plus murder cases. Good times. It's fun trying to remember details when it feels like my head is going to fall apart. All I actually feel like doing is sleeping the rest of my life. Sickness only exists to annoy people, I'm convinced.

[Dean]
what do I say here
So married, now wanna get lunch?
that sounds incredibly lame..

[Jess M]
Are you doing anything tonight?

Is anyone else hungry right now? I'm starving. We should go tackle one of the buffets in the area.

And by we, I mean everyone who's got a stomach and a wallet.

» What's going on with you and Jules?
» Again?
» And, seriously, are you okay?

A vase of blue orchids and the following note:

Pretty sure I have the best girlfriend ever. Green Day puts on an amazing show, I've never been to a concert before now. I want to go to more I think sometime.

[Clark]
How are you doing? I would have stayed local, but Allana made it pretty clear that staying wasn't really an option this time.

There should be a code word. For the complex security, it'd keep the wrong kind of people out.

It'd help