War Is Coming Communications.

Sam got me a little black Lab Puppy

Its name is Schmoopie.

If you mock me for this remember I could probably still kill you with my pinky. Yes you too Crowley. My badassness is not threatened by being a married woman with a house, cat and dog...also that lanky guy that persists in hanging around

[Sam]

Love you. Love the puppy. You're amazing

I never wanted to know what Tom Green's butt looked like in real life. :/ I would say it's good to be back in Lawrence, but...It's good to see mostly friendly faces!

In case any of you are looking to become a professional serial killer, here are a few handy tips on how to avoid facing your newly resurrected victims as raging zombies:

1. If you're gonna kill someone, destroy the body. No, really. Get rid of it. It stinks up the place ; you can't hide a corpse for but so long before the smell of mutilated flesh starts leaking outta your walls. I don't care if you think you're the best at digging up holes in your basement - you put a body down there, cover it up with a couple feet of dirt, and leave the door open and you're gonna need more help than a couple bottles of Febreeze can do justice.

2. Don't leave your murder weapon in the garage. C'mon, folks, this isn't some TV show where you can get away with hanging up the same hammer you bashed your neighbors head in with on the wall without drawing in an extra special amount of attention to yourself. Extra tip? Clean off the blood before you hang it up, genius.

3. Reconsider picking up that last chocolate bar the next time you're standing in line next to an archangel who dabbles in screwing up people's lives for fun. It'll save you a looootta trouble in the end, especially if you're a serial killer who hasn't got a lick of common sense to brag about.

Really, you guys are lucky that I decided to drop back in the city. Who knows who else that sick bastard would have tried to add to his collection of bodies in his basement? I did you all a huge favor by raising up those zombies to eat Mr. Wants to be Dexter alive.

Speaking of: someone might wanna do something about the six or seven zombies that are running loose. Try not to let 'em bite ya ; they won't spread their disease, but they will take a good chunk outta your skin with that whole razor sharp teeth bonus thing they've got going on.

Rory, if you're reading this and you better be reading this. Get your stupid face to [insert name of some random coffee shop now] now!

[ooc: Poor Amelia Pond, is yet to realize Rory isn't here. /sigh]

ffk ths not gan


[ooc: Yes, Dean is a chipmunk again. Yes, it's all Gabriel's fault. Yes, I'm using an alternate account for this; having only one chipmunk icon is blasphemy. Yes, Dean is typing like he has no fingers. Mostly because he has no fingers. Carry on.]

sorry. isn't anywhere near enough but it's all i've got right now.

[Allana, visible to Jacen]
what the hell am i still think i'm the cool cousin, ki you did good i am so so sorry

[Dawn, visible to Jacen]
why would you even want to hear why the hell weren't you scared of me i'm scared of th you should probably stay away.

(OOC: All filters visible to Jacen as part of the deal Cade made for computer time.)