War Is Coming Communications.

So, I'm kinda freaking out here.

Has anyone seen Booth? He's been out all night, he's not answering his phone, and it's almost six in the morning. I'm worried.

We're having a great time without you!

[Attached is an image of Gabe and Jaina at Disney, complete with Gabe making entirely inappropriate gestures behind Jaina's back.]

So, a caveman walks into a bar.

...

No, really. This bloke that just walked in here looks like a fucking cave man.

I'm leaving straight after work. Be back probably Sunday afternoon.

Okay, other superheroes, I have an important question for you! ...So if I accidentally blew up a bank in Vegas while stopping a bank robbery, that still counts on my win column, right? I mean, nobody got hurt, not even the guy that was waving a submachine gun round in a bank. Or, well, he did get hurt but that was more from me punching him a lot, not the blowing up. Anyway, still a win for me, right? Hypothetically.

Hey guys, thanks for telling me about this awesome demonproof complex and these amulets when I first got here. OH WAIT. Pretty nice setup you guys have got here. Maybe it should be standard practice to tell new people about, so that nobody has to be homeless for a couple weeks and apparently at decent risk for possession until they find out about it?

[Kitty]
Hey, I just wanted to thank you again for showing me this place. I owe you big time. Once I actually have some money, can I buy you lunch or something?

ETA: [Hardison]
Hi. My name is Tom Bronson. Kitty told me that you do fake IDs for people? How much would you charge for something like that?

Bonnie? Since the bad witch is dead who has been taking care of the money?

Hermionie and Adam? Are you meddling?

Is this not considered the thing not to do?

Alright everyone. Danny and I are going out of town now. Try not to destroy the city (or the complex) while we're gone. We'll be back eventu at some poin soon.

I have had two things pointed out to me.

1. Ruby Winchester is an awesome action hero name and I should be in movies.
2. Sam is not allowed play World of Warcraft and if he plays it already he is not allowed anymore.

That's it. Go about your business.