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Tweak says, "Weasley is our king"

David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

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	drexaminer 2021-07-23 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	There's a clinic that provides sanctuary from the cicadas AND their sounds. Also has Xanax if you need it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think this clinic could possibly have enough xanax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drexaminer 2021-07-23 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, if we run out, we get hefty donations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	I have already been offered comfort food and an apparently near endless supply of narcotics. Can you people see why I kind of think you're a cult? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drexaminer 2021-07-23 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	That's fair, but it's better than someone coming after you with a tranq. Which is what I assume they really do in cults. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	No, the tranqs would come if you tried to leave after joining. A cult wants you to come into the fold willingly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drexaminer 2021-07-23 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like experience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	More just a modicum of common sense. And I guess sometimes a very charming and elegant older woman starts showing up at all your early gallery openings, trying to wine and dine you, and you think it's the start of a beautiful relationship but then you have to break up with her because your third date is at a 'convention' with all the ambiance of a Klan rally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drexaminer 2021-07-24 03:39 am UTC (link)
	That is a lot of unpack so I’m not touching that suitcase at all. I’m Lee Thompkins and I run the clinic so should you need anything from there, I am 95% sure I would be able to provide! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-24 12:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that’s almost word for word what my therapist said too. David Rose. For the record, I do appreciate the offer of Xanax and I imagine I will probably need it before the week is out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drexaminer 2021-07-24 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be sure to keep some on the side for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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