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David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. ([info]eatglass) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.


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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 02:59 am UTC (link)
Why was the black market fish dealer pretending to work at a water park?

You know what? Never mind. I can see why you get along with my sister.

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[info]withthedolphins
2021-07-23 03:02 am UTC (link)
I don't know. Cheating people, I guess.

I see she's coming to get you. I live in the apartments, too, so if you need anything like food or something, let me know.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 03:07 am UTC (link)
I have so many questions about this story but way too much already going on in my head to process something like that right now.

I appreciate the offer but two people have already promised me free food and I do not need a further excuse to stress eat. If you want, though, you can bring me towels and be rude to me. That might make the place a little homier.

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[info]withthedolphins
2021-07-23 03:09 am UTC (link)
That's fair. You can ask later if you want.

That is also fair. Um. I could bring towels. I don't know about being rude. I'd probably feel bad.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 03:15 am UTC (link)
Assuming I don't drink myself into forgetting this entire night, I'll remember to do that.

I wasn't being serious. You do not have to basically roleplay as my friend just because I feel kind of weird about the idea of sleeping in a room that probably doesn't look like the backdrop for a very fucked up episode of Forensic Files. She almost never really brings me towels anyway.

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[info]withthedolphins
2021-07-23 03:23 am UTC (link)
Okay.

Oh. Okay. I can still bring towels in case you get bug guts on you. It's definitely not the best.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 03:28 am UTC (link)
Ew, god, no. Just the bugs landing on me was bad enough, I literally will burn this sweater if it gets bug guts on it.

This is why I always tell people not to kill them! Letting them live isn't pity, it's a calculated risk to avoid the mess!

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[info]withthedolphins
2021-07-23 03:31 am UTC (link)
I used to feel that way, too, but I've been here for a while and it's...definitely something.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 03:35 am UTC (link)
Are- Are you saying you've become desensitized to things like insect guts?

I will never allow that to happen to me.

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[info]withthedolphins
2021-07-23 03:39 am UTC (link)
Once I rubbed something gross on my face for a mermaid wish and it smelled terrible It doesn't happen too often, but I mean, I guess a lot of things. Except like the zombie movies.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 03:42 am UTC (link)
Every moment we continue having this conversation is solidifying my decision to spend at least seven hours in the shower.

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[info]withthedolphins
2021-07-23 03:58 am UTC (link)
Sorry. Welcome to Vallo anyway. I hope your first day is okay.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Mm... I think evidence points to it being the opposite of okay.

But thanks, I guess.

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