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Tweak says, "Come along, Pond!"

David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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!: network post, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: ciri, ₴ inactive: cleo sertori, ₴ inactive: dean winchester, ₴ inactive: derek nurse, ₴ inactive: eric bittle, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: waverly earp II

Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

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	karalkent 2021-07-23 12:10 am UTC (link)
	You realize how that sounds, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-07-23 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely, but I do mean Mjölnir! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-07-23 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I know you do. Unsuspecting newbies probably don't. And really, I'm not sure there's a good way for you to clarify because it all sounds suggestive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-07-23 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Next time I'll try 'Do you want to see my shoot lighting out of my eyes? Will that confirm this new reality for you?' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-07-23 12:35 am UTC (link)
	That should do it. Heat vision might do the trick, too, especially if I get Krypto to do it. Thori could show off his flame breath! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-07-23 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Shush, Kara, we can't bring out the alien dogs yet, we'll break him and I'm fond of Alexis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-07-23 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Right, easing him in. I would say a little brain-breaking could be beneficial for adjustment, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-07-23 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Let us follow Alexis' lead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-07-23 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Grey Goose it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-07-23 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Wait, why a Grey Goose? Is this a special comfort animal to Midgardians? I've found that geese are, as you say, bitchy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-07-23 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I need to sit you down and help you do a little more Earth research, Thor. Grey Goose isn't referencing a specific animal in this instance - it's a brand of vodka. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-07-23 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Midgardian alcohol has never done much for me, so I never bothered to learn about it. This makes more sense though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-07-23 01:00 am UTC (link)
	It does nothing for me either, but I was a college kid on Earth. College kids love their alcohol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-07-23 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Ah, yes. I did prefer drinking to my studies as well, it makes a lot of sense. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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