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Tweak says, "Longcat is looooooooooooooong."

David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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!: network post, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: ciri, ₴ inactive: cleo sertori, ₴ inactive: dean winchester, ₴ inactive: derek nurse, ₴ inactive: eric bittle, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: waverly earp II

Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

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chicksdigscars
2021-07-23 12:06 am UTC (link)

So, again, totally understand you're from a place where this isn't really something that happens ~~that you know of~~. And like Caroline said, flattered you think we're such talented actors. But I promise this isn't, like, The Truman Project or anything. It's very real.

The cicadas are, too. ~~It's probably feasible that they're Vallo tech, but -~~ Real, I mean. I know they're abnormally huge, but they're very real.

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	eatglass 2021-07-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
	There wouldn't be a point to The Truman Show if people just admitted to it the second they were asked. I definitely did not just read that. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicksdigscars 2021-07-23 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Right! Show! I was close. And you've got a good point, but trust me when I say none of us are making enough money to be bothered with pulling off something like that. Sorry! I know they're huge and kind of terrifying and loud, but they're definitely not fake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 12:30 am UTC (link)
	I really wish you would admit that you're really that committed. My ears haven't felt like this since that time I got invited to an underground noise metal show in that warehouse in Brooklyn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicksdigscars 2021-07-23 12:33 am UTC (link)
	That sounds worse? But metal's not my jam. Are you okay? You really should try to make it to the apartments. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Arguably about equal. Oh, I'm absolutely wonderful. This is definitely how I wanted to celebrate another year of my existence. I'm having so much fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicksdigscars 2021-07-23 01:06 am UTC (link)
	I know this has to be a pretty weird birthday, but it looks like you found your sister! That's going to be a really big help, believe me. My big sister and my entire family are here. It makes Vallo feel a lot more like home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I don't think there are adjectives in any human language that would be able to clarify how weird of a birthday this is. I was expecting a bottle of wine and a burger or mozzarella sticks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicksdigscars 2021-07-23 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Well, would it help if I said you can absolutely get all of those things here, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:16 am UTC (link)
	I've been promised vodka but so far nothing cheesy or fried. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicksdigscars 2021-07-23 01:20 am UTC (link)
	You can have cheesy and fried! What are your faves? I can have them sent to the apartment as a birthday present. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Are you actually just that nice or is there some kind of catch? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicksdigscars 2021-07-23 01:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm actually just that nice! It's why I'm on the Welcoming Committee. 😊 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:44 am UTC (link)
	If you say so. I will not turn down free food, even if it's a little suspect. I wouldn't turn down cheese stuffed soft pretzel bites. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicksdigscars 2021-07-23 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Done! They'll be waiting for you at the apartments. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Thanks- Waverly it says your name is? Thanks Waverly. If those pretzels are any good you might be my new favorite person. It's not really a position with much competition, but it's an honor nonetheless. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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