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Tweak says, "Hoist the colours high"

David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

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	wolfcub 2021-07-23 12:04 am UTC (link)
	If they're fake, it's impressive how much stinking bug shit comes out of them when you run them through. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god that is disgusting. This is why you employ the cup and paper method and just remove the bug! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfcub 2021-07-23 12:25 am UTC (link)
	It might be easier with a bucket and a blanket, honestly, if there weren't so many of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 12:27 am UTC (link)
	How many is so many? The ones outside of this alleyway only numbered in the low dozens, maybe. Is it just a lot or is it Biblical? No, don't answer me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfcub 2021-07-23 12:30 am UTC (link)
	[...] Consider it to be four, then. Perhaps five at a stretch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 12:58 am UTC (link)
	I think I like you already for your willingness to lie so blatantly for my benefit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfcub 2021-07-25 03:26 am UTC (link)
	There might actually be six, but I really didn't want to alarm you too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-25 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Well now you’ve ruined it. I don’t know whether to expect lies or the bitter truth. The stress of knowing you is already becoming too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfcub 2021-07-25 03:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm hurt, but I'll accept that I've ruined our blossoming friendship before it even had a chance to get above the ground. I suppose I'll just have to take my vengeance on the cicadas, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-25 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Okay, considering you’re willing to continue killing the source of my anxiety, I might accept a new application for the role of my acquaintance. There’s no need to provide references. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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