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Tweak says, "Transcendental numbers, yay!"

David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

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eatglass
2021-07-23 12:04 am UTC (link)

More still hoping you're this talented.

~~Yes.~~ I don't need an escort just because of a couple bugs.

Even if their exoskeletons are especially milky. And make a racket that is going to fray my last nerve very soon. And could probably eat a person alive.

...And quite possibly attracted to my aftershave.

I can be happy behind the dumpster. It seems to be completely coated in a layer of grime, but someone also left a surprisingly tasteful tag on it. It's a real masterwork. A tour de force.

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	rubber 2021-07-23 12:58 am UTC (link)
	As long as theres art I guess. Are you sure you don't want someone to come out though? We've got a lot of stupidly strong super hero types who are always looking for a reason to go gallivanting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:11 am UTC (link)
	My sister is coming. And one of those stupidly strong super hero types seems to be insisting on joining her despite the fact that I definitely do not need that much help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2021-07-23 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Well if nothing else Thor is pretty to look at while one has an existential crisis? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:27 am UTC (link)
	One doesn't normally want to be around pretty people when their existential crisis is showing all over their face, but I'm not really being given a choice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2021-07-23 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Yeah I guess you've got a point there. I'm sure you look better than you think though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
	It's less that I think I look that terrible and more that I have standards that I like to meet for my appearance. But thanks for the pep talk, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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