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Tweak says, "Happy yesterday to all."

David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

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	withthedolphins 2021-07-23 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Oh. Okay. I can still bring towels in case you get bug guts on you. It's definitely not the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Ew, god, no. Just the bugs landing on me was bad enough, I literally will burn this sweater if it gets bug guts on it. This is why I always tell people not to kill them! Letting them live isn't pity, it's a calculated risk to avoid the mess! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withthedolphins 2021-07-23 03:31 am UTC (link)
	I used to feel that way, too, but I've been here for a while and it's...definitely something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Are- Are you saying you've become desensitized to things like insect guts? I will never allow that to happen to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withthedolphins 2021-07-23 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Once I rubbed something gross on my face for a mermaid wish and it smelled terrible It doesn't happen too often, but I mean, I guess a lot of things. Except like the zombie movies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Every moment we continue having this conversation is solidifying my decision to spend at least seven hours in the shower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withthedolphins 2021-07-23 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Sorry. Welcome to Vallo anyway. I hope your first day is okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Mm... I think evidence points to it being the opposite of okay. But thanks, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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