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David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. ([info]eatglass) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: ciri, ₴ inactive: cleo sertori, ₴ inactive: dean winchester, ₴ inactive: derek nurse, ₴ inactive: eric bittle, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: waverly earp II

Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.


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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 12:48 am UTC (link)
I am absolutely not allowing a flirty literal god to see me in person right now, crying is not fucking good for eye bags. Where can I get under eye serum in the next like ten seconds, I-

Mm, gonna have to pass on that. My sister was already kind enough to offer so, you know. Wouldn't want to hurt her feelings.

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[info]thundering
2021-07-23 12:51 am UTC (link)
It is fine! I'll offer to go with her!

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 01:07 am UTC (link)
Jesus christ no

I wouldn't want to impose! Really!

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[info]thundering
2021-07-23 01:09 am UTC (link)
No imposition, really! Alexis is a dear friend and I wouldn't want her to face these overgrown insects alone.

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 01:20 am UTC (link)
Alexis has dealt with the yakuza, she can deal with big bugs. Even if they're very big bugs.

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[info]thundering
2021-07-23 01:21 am UTC (link)
Oh that's impressive! But we're on our way. :) See you soon, David!

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[info]eatglass
2021-07-23 01:37 am UTC (link)
God, Why?

Fantastic.

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