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Tweak says, "Save the Last Dance for Me"

David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 19:38:00

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Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

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	theblindbandit 2021-07-23 12:40 am UTC (link)
	No, you're right, it wasn't a compliment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Clearly my ability to detect sarcasm was knocked out of me when one of those things flew into the back of my head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-07-23 01:32 am UTC (link)
	These stupid phones never pick up my tone anyway. They're dumb, right? The bugs? Not. A. Fan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm not a fan of most bugs. At least there aren't also moths. Pretty god damn milky exoskeletons on these though. Actually, I take it back, they're much worse than giant moths would be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-07-23 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Have you HEARD the noises they make? Anyway moth wasps are pretty freaky but still these things are so LOUD and annoying (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:45 am UTC (link)
	What the fuck is a moth wasp and why would you speak that pair of words into existence? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-07-23 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I like to make people squirm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Well that's definitely not a sign of sadistic tendencies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-07-23 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Hey, thanks! One of these big hero types is coming to save you, right? They do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Apparently. I think I would have been fine with just my sister, but I guess when a big hero type decides you're a damsel in distress you just go with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2021-07-23 02:09 am UTC (link)
	NO ONE makes me a damsel in distress, I'my MY OWN hero. But you do you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-07-23 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Okay, let's dial it back a bit. I definitely won't try to make you a damsel in distress. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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