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Lara Croft (yestheyrereal) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-28 12:26:00

Current mood:	pissed off
Entry tags:	lara croft, mia jesbar, peter parker

Damn it. Since when can I not access all of my fortune?

Is this some kind of joke? Apparently I cannot touch over half of my estate until I marry. What a load of bollocks.

My parents here must have been a couple of pranksters. All I wanted to do is sell off some of the unused houses and donate some money to charity.

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	slingingweb 2008-04-28 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Damn, now I'll have to start pulling my weight around the house to make up for your several millions lost. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yestheyrereal 2008-04-28 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	It's not a matter of money, love. More that I'm bloody hacked off that I can't sell these ugly houses. You pull your weight plenty, Peter. Just keeping the place picked up of your things is enough. Most boys are sodding pigs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slingingweb 2008-04-28 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Turn 'em into brothels. It'll make up for your lost cash money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yestheyrereal 2008-04-28 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh sweet christ, you're incorrigible. No fucking way, Peter Parker. Next thing I know, you'll be asking to run one of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slingingweb 2008-04-28 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	No, no. Just take the rent and shoot people who won't take no for an answer. Vigilante violence is the best kind of violence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yestheyrereal 2008-04-28 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	While I am an ardent supporter of vigilante violence, especially being as that's how we met, I really wouldn't feel comfortable letting you strong arm horny men. And since there is no bloody way in hell I'm opening a bloody brothel, the whole point is entirely moot! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slingingweb 2008-04-29 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	I like strong arming people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yestheyrereal 2008-04-29 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	~~Why don't you come strong arm me?~~ I mean, I'm sure you do. Again, no brothel. But I've got a riding club in Staffordshire. Would you like to go over there and harass the non-paying clients? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miaj 2008-04-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
	That's so... I don't have a word for it. Old-fashioned? Oppressive. Stupid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yestheyrereal 2008-04-29 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Bloody presumptuous is what it is. And archaic to boot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaj 2008-04-29 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Archaic. That's the sort of word I was looking for, but your vocabulary is obviously better than mine. Want me to look into this and see if we can do something about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yestheyrereal 2008-04-29 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	You're damn bloody right I do. Not that I don't want to get married. Someday. When I find the right person. Who's smart and cute and ~~can give legal consent~~ loves me. I just don't like being told I have to marry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaj 2008-04-30 05:31 am UTC (link)
	You want to get married? Seriously? I completely agree. Lemme look into this and see what we can do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yestheyrereal 2008-04-30 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Someday? Maybe? I'm only twenty-three, Mia. It's not a supremely pressing issue right now. I'm not even dating, for heaven's sake. But yes. Someday, I think I might like to get married. I just don't fancy being told that I have to get married to access my fortune. I honestly don't know anyone who'd marry me anyhow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaj 2008-04-30 06:49 am UTC (link)
	You're not dating? Could've fooled me. I agree. [Lara] Really. That's funny. cough. cough The way you and Peter flirt it's almost like an old married couple. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mia yestheyrereal 2008-04-30 06:52 am UTC (link)
	I bloody well am not dating him. He's bloody sixteen for God's sake. I don't care if he is legal. We- We flirt? Oh dear. Like...oh dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lara miaj 2008-04-30 07:16 am UTC (link)
	He lives at your house, you guys hang out a lot, right? I'm teasing. Mostly. Yes, you flirt. Maybe not as bad as I said, I'm teasing, but kriff, you definitely flirt with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Mia

yestheyrereal
2008-04-30 09:44 pm UTC (link)

Yes and yes.

Bloody hell. I don't mean to flirt with him. I just cannot stop myself sometimes. He's just lovely, Mia. Funny, smart, sweet and so very adorable. And ever since he mentioned how good his "spider tucchus" looked in the suit, I can't stop myself from looking.

But he's sixteen, Mia. SIXTEEN! What am I going to do? I'm twenty-three for God's sake. I have no business having a crush on this boy.

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	Lara miaj 2008-05-01 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Funny, that's what I say about every new guy. The flirting just happens. Maybe what I said while you were drunk still applies. Sounds like at some point, you're going to have to get over your crush on him, or go ahead with him. It's sounds like it's driving you crazy. I completely sympathize. ~~Though at least Jamie's my age.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Mia

yestheyrereal
2008-05-01 03:38 pm UTC (link)

That's not even a choice, Mia. I can't go ahead with him. I just-

I just can't. Putting the age difference aside, what if it doesn't work out? I'd have to make him find another place to live, and he was already completely neglected by his parents here. I don't want him to think he's unwanted again.

It'd be so much easier if this bloody vortex just made him at least 18. that I could handle much better. Bugger.

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	Lara miaj 2008-05-02 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I wish I knew what to say. Maybe I shouldn't be saying anything at all. If you tried and it didn't work out, I'm sure something could be worked out. And don't forget, you have a really really really big house. You could probably go days without seeing each other. (Reply to this) (Parent)