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[Feb. 15th, 2008|12:39 pm] |
Today's one of my three favorite days of the year!
SAMMY. WE'RE GOING TO GO GET HALF PRICE CANDY. I NEED YOU TO HELP CARRY IT. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|08:17 pm] |
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope everyone enjoys exchanging index-card sizes of cardboard with pictures of Ratman on them!
( For George and Death )
( For Cass ) |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|07:11 pm] |
It's been a rough few months for New York. Been crazy. Evil stuff, bad dudes, crazy aliens, Lex Luthor.
Still, you all made it through. You're all heroes.
So take this beacon of brightness to heart. Share some love tonight.
Happy Valentine's Day, New York. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|06:35 pm] |
The cake is a lie? No. Valentine's Day is a lie. A lie that chocolate companies and Hallmark created in order to sell shit. If young couples everywhere want to be radical, they should wait until tomorrow to do something special. Or any other day. And do something more creative for each other than buy shit.
I just needed to get that off my chest somewhere. Everyone feel free to carry on with the lovey dovey bullshit. I'll put my soapbox away now.
( Private ) |
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[Feb. 10th, 2008|03:42 am] |
Why the fuck am I always the one that gets stuck with the assholes who accidentally strangle themselves while they're jerking off? For fuck's sake. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2008|04:00 pm] |
Kung Hei Fat Choi.
( Private ) |
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[Feb. 4th, 2008|11:11 pm] |
If you can read this, you are alive. Or, alive enough. This is a good thing. I'm glad you made it out of everything in one piece.
I'm going to do something silly in a few days. Everyone's welcome. There will be food. |
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[Feb. 4th, 2008|08:30 am] |
It's hardly hilarious when you're running late for a class and suddenly you end up somewhere completely different. Excuse me while I have my freak out. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2008|09:47 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | apocalyptic plot, greg house, jack dent, james wilson (2), jason todd, karen davis, peter allen, raymond wood, reina and sofia wood, shawn spencer, zell dincht | ] |
So, good news, bad news, better news.
Bad news- Apparently my mother fell of the face of the Earth.
Good news, part one- That means she didn't die a horrible death in the destruction of the city.
Good news, part two- my asshat of a father is also gone.
Which means I don't have to fucking pretend I care who knows the better news. As of 2:30 this afternoon, I am officially Reina and Sofia's father. I think it had something to do with Ray, too. I wasn't really paying attention to what I was signing.
Once the world's not ending anymore, everyone (that doesn't manage to piss me off before then) gets a round on me. Us. 'Gotta do something with my half of the money. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|09:45 am] |
Jason. Where are you? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2008|08:31 pm] |
Woke up in a library? Check. Can't remember last night? Check. Feels like I ran a goddamn marathon? Double check.
Either something is way fucked up, or I found triplets again. Anyone care to help me out? |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|05:39 pm] |
Jason, I am very proud of you. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|02:26 pm] |
( Dream )
I think I want to feed some pigeons. Or ducks. Maybe both. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2008|12:30 pm] |
( Carrie ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2008|07:10 pm] |
So does someone want to tell me why it's next week? What happened to all those other days I've become so fond of? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2008|10:29 pm] |
Interesting. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|01:14 am] |
I'm feeling considerably less serious. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|10:28 pm] |
Daddy! Papi! This stupid... place, made us...
I wanna go home. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|01:55 pm] |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:12 pm] |
Shit. Shit. Shit.
( Bruce ) |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:04 pm] |
I'm bored. Anyone wanna dance?
Hey, sis, come check out what I found. What the hell is all this, anyway? This phone is so last decade... we'll have to get Daddy to get us a new set. Not to mention, have you seen what Deliah had at school the other day? One of those Pearls or whatever it was? We're so getting those. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|06:21 pm] |
Oh my God, this computer is an antique. I'm afraid of breaking it.
I need to know the year. I can't trust the calendar. Please. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|06:59 pm] |
Greetings and salutations. I have no idea what's going on. Kind of feels like The Wizard Of Oz. I'm just waiting for a house to drop on my head, so someone can steal my shoes. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|05:13 pm] |
DADDY! PAPI! MAMI! LOOK WHAT WE CAN DO!
[Daddy] We's sorry, bout before. We misses you. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2008|08:16 pm] |
Well...isn't this special?
What the hell is going on? A mystical tornado? I'm not from Kansas and I don't have ruby slippers so whoever did this needs to find a new Dorothy. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2008|01:34 pm] |
WHOA!
Okay! Getting sucked up into a huge tornadoey thing- so not natural.
Would someone mind explaining why eating fruit loops suddenly means that you end up somewhere else? Because that cereal didn't belong to me and I totally would have eaten corn flakes if I'd had any left.
Dude this reeks of Alice in Wonderland.
.... And some guy with excessive body hair and a curly mustache just called me a chap. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|08:42 pm] |
Hey, Jason c'mere. I want to try my new knifes.
And Carrie? There are no words. |
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|10:22 pm] |
( Bruce ) |
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|08:24 pm] |
Think I took a wrong turn. |
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|08:22 pm] |
Aw, shit. |
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|12:06 am] |
We's don't wanna go to sleep yet. We's not tired! |
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[Jan. 8th, 2008|03:08 pm] |
I'd forgotten how good Alfred's cooking was.
I don't know how I ever left home. |
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