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Juno MacGuff ([info]cautionarywhale) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-01-09 20:22:00

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Entry tags:carrie kelley, jason todd, juno macguff

Aw, shit.


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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:14 am UTC (link)
Finally! A doppleganger.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:16 am UTC (link)
...whoa.

What in the hell..

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:20 am UTC (link)
It's kind of a long, weird story that starts with you and me and all the other people here getting sucked up by a vortex and ends with us all trapped in this reality that vaguely resembles home.

I am totally going to be able to sit at the cool kid table now that I have a look-alike.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:20 am UTC (link)
Are you pregnant too?

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:22 am UTC (link)
Okay:

A) You should ask me my name first, probably.

B) What?

C) Hell no.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:23 am UTC (link)
What's your name?

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:26 am UTC (link)
That is such a better place to start a conversation, you have no idea.

Carrie Kelley.

What's yours?

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:27 am UTC (link)
Juno MacGuff.

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:28 am UTC (link)
Nice to meet you, Juno.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:29 am UTC (link)
Nice to meet you too, Carrie.

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:31 am UTC (link)
So are you like... about to pop? Do you need assistance? Because as unpleasant a thought it is to have to see myself with child, it's my job to help people.

...Ugh... I just said with child. I feel dirty.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:32 am UTC (link)
Yeah I'm pretty close. Vanessa is supposed to take the baby but I bet she's not here.

Which means I'm stuck with it.

How old are you?

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:34 am UTC (link)
That is really unfortunate. Sorry.

I'm 18. Why?

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:35 am UTC (link)
Just wondering. I'm sixteen.

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:36 am UTC (link)
That's really rough, man.

Check your id. You should have a place here, somewhere to go or a family or something.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:37 am UTC (link)
Thanks, I'll check it out.

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:52 am UTC (link)
Welcome.

If you need anything, you can leave me a message. I'm in New York, but I can travel around pretty quickly.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:54 am UTC (link)
I think I might be in New York too.

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:59 am UTC (link)
Cool.

You know. When you get home, let me know. Leave a message or something.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 03:00 am UTC (link)
I don't think I really wanna go with some family I don't even know, if I have one at all.

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 03:02 am UTC (link)
What are you going to do, sleep in Central Park?

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 03:04 am UTC (link)
Um maybe?

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 03:07 am UTC (link)
Please, pregnant teenager, you will get eaten. This is New York. You need to go to the address on your ID. It's not safe for pregnant girls outside at night. Seriously. I know these things.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 03:08 am UTC (link)
I'll figure something out.

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 03:10 am UTC (link)
Not tonight. Home tonight. Figure shit out later.

Come on. Do you really want to get stabbed/shot/killed/kidnapped your first night?

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 03:10 am UTC (link)
I highly doubt that would happen.

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 03:14 am UTC (link)
Okay, let's talk more realistic, then. Do you want to freeze your first night here? It's fucking cold outside.

And holy fuck am I your mom or something? I'm trying to be nice because sixteen and pregnant is pretty weak, but dude. Come on.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 03:15 am UTC (link)
I know, but I dont want to go to some random house either. What if they are pedophiles?

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 03:18 am UTC (link)
God fucking dammit. This shouldn't be my problem. Fuck.

Where are you? Look for street signs and stay there.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 03:19 am UTC (link)
[Address].

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 03:22 am UTC (link)
If you move, I will cut you that is a promise, not a threat. I'm coming to get you.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 03:24 am UTC (link)
I'll be here.

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[info]redhero
2008-01-10 02:22 am UTC (link)
They're more trouble than they're worth, I gotta tell you. Didn't you ever seen that one episode of Star Trek? Okay, like, twelve episodes dealt with evil doppelgangers. So there you go.

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:22 am UTC (link)
Screw you man, I ain't evil.

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[info]redhero
2008-01-10 02:23 am UTC (link)
That's exactly what I would expect an evil doppelganger to say!

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[info]cautionarywhale
2008-01-10 02:24 am UTC (link)
Whatever, I couldn't do much evil even if I was right now, so chill.

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:24 am UTC (link)
I thought evil twins had a beard or goatee or something?

Also, make a egnant-pray joke and it will be the very last thing you do as a mortal being.

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[info]redhero
2008-01-10 02:25 am UTC (link)
The last thing I did as a mortal being was get attacked by Poison Ivy, but I get your point.

So I don't get to ask who your baby daddy is?

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[info]girlwonder
2008-01-10 02:27 am UTC (link)
No you fucking don't, I swear on Jesus I will end you if I have to.

There are some things you don't joke about.

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