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There's something wrong with Parker. (thethief) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-21 22:41:00

Entry tags:

alec hardison, eliot spencer (au), parker

Man what the heck is this? I was this close to grabbing that money and now this? A tornado? Really?

That's definitely not what I expected.

Guys? Hardison? Eliot? Nathan? Sophie? Anybody?

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	nanasaiddont 2009-01-21 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	For the record, I didn't do it. My money's on Elliot. Shovin' me in the back of some damn v- wait. Were we on a-? Shit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-21 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Not your fault huh? So you got swept up in the tornado too? At least you're here and I'm not alone. Yeah Where the hell are we now anyway? LA? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nanasaiddont
2009-01-21 10:03 pm UTC (link)

Now I dunno about that. Woke up in a van, Parker. Assumin' I'm not gonna get shot for lookin

Which I didn't, thanks for worryin', no. I'm... Aw, Hell no. What the hell'm I doin' in Asia, man?! This is not eye for an eye. This is... head for a paper cut, man.

And... looks like we're off, since I might be good, but running a job in a communist country just ain't good sense.

Oh, lookit that. Beijing. Surprise, surprise.

Where'd you end up?

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	thethief 2009-01-21 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad you didn't get shot. Better? You're in Asia? What are you doing in Asia? Were we doing a job there I forgot about? Um I think I'm in LA. Yeah definitely LA. Some girl almost ran me over on her rollerskates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nanasaiddont
2009-01-21 10:14 pm UTC (link)

Thank you.

I don't know what I'm doing in Asia. Otherwise, there'd be a lot less swearing. And no. I don't think we're exactly equipped to take on the Eastern Hemisphere, yet.

Well, great. You can take the first shot at Elliot, while I'm hopping a twelve-hour flight back to Western society. Save me a piece.

And let him know he just bought me a first-class ticket on Air Beijing, to LAX.

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	thethief 2009-01-21 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I thought. I mean I didn't think Nathan would be so dumb as to take us to Asia. I don't know any Asian languages. Have you seen Eliot? Will do. Do you want me to pick you up at the airport? :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nanasaiddont 2009-01-22 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I know Japanese, and if I had to Mandarin. S'comin' in handy, but, not like 'make up a front' handy. I haven't seen him yet, but you'll know when I do. Kinda. If you don't have anything better to do? Yeah, sure. Hey, look in your pocket- you get stuck with a new name, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-22 12:21 am UTC (link)
	You do? Wow, that's almost impressive. I'll keep that in mind. Then I'll be there. What time does your flight get in? Huh. I do. Well sort of. Not like I really carry an ID around with me you know? But I do have one. Interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nanasaiddont 2009-01-22 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	You can't exist in my world without knowin' at least two other languages. But thank you. Uh, carry the 2- 10am tomorrow. Thanks, Parker. And I been tellin' you you really need to. Contingency plans come in handy, y'know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-22 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	I thought computer language was your other language. No problem. I'll have to find a car. That should be fun. Well now maybe yeah but since when have I ever been on the grid for anything? If I was, I'd be in jail probably. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-22 06:10 am UTC (link)
	You need something, beautiful? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-22 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh there you are. Where did you end up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-22 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Here I am. What would make you think I'd tell you where I am? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-22 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Um, well because I figure if you're here, then the rest of you guys are here and if we are, we might as well do another job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-22 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	The rest of my guys? Baby. You know I work alone, most of the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-22 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	No not your guys. Nathan's... Us. You know.. us? Come on Eliot, that's not funny. I mean maybe it's a little funny but. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-22 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	And I keep telling you you're too good for that pansy do gooder shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-22 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Pansy do gooder, wait what? But you're part of the team. I don't get what's going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-22 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Part of the team? Fuck that. You couldn't pay me enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-22 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Lord now I'm really really confused. You are Eliot right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-22 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Look. Working one or two gigs with you does not make me one of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-22 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	But it's not been just one or two. It was all of those. Lots and lots. The plane? The church? The bank? Do you remember any of those? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck that. I helped you take down the mob prick cause I had my own score to settle with the bastard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-23 01:09 am UTC (link)
	You're soooooooo not our Eliot. Woah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-24 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Your Eliot? No. Thank God. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-24 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry. This is so beyond weird. But you know who I am right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-24 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, Parker. I know who you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thethief 2009-01-24 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	So so weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2009-01-24 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	Ask me, you're the one acting weird. (Reply to this) (Parent)