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NO.

NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I AM GOING TO GO HIDE UNDER 39 BLANKETS. FUCK. THIS.

Does everyone on the island have a place to go for Thanksgiving?

Okay, not aggravated but oof! I am exhausted and tired and do you know how many peppermint mochas and hot chocolates I have been slapping together since the early morning hours of November 1?

No?

Me neither.

I've lost count.

And also smell like peppermint and chocolate daily.

...Yes, it could be pumpkin. I know. Let me have my five minutes of drama, okay?

I think I finally managed to get ALL the splinters out of everything, everywhere.

...Okay, that's definitely an overreaction, but still.

Ladder Man is still the worst super villain ever and the number of step stools and actual ladders I had to dodge on a daily basis while all of that was happening?

Not. Cool.

Listen, he made me break my leg and do you know how long you have to be out of commission with a broken leg?

A REALLY LONG TIME.

The longest time. The longest of long times.

With nothing to do. Nothing to do.

...Except for the super villain I definitely took down with said broken leg after I heroically zip-lined from my apartment to his apartment to save my ex after he got a really expensive vase smashed over his head because that is what a good girlfriend does even when she's in a wheelchair and can't even make her own grilled cheese or crochet or do anything remotely helpful because she has a broken leg.

I didn't even get a phone call from Cap to tell me good job on using my amazing P.I. skills to even figure out the guy was going to blow up some hospital. Do you know how long it takes to carve an arrow out of ice?

Gotta hand it to this place. I once slept for 80 years and nothing has ever made me want to sleep less. I almost preferred being haunted

Be at the bookshop if you need me. Please don't need me. Except Klara, you're allowed to need me.

This dream sucks. I've flown into the same wall 6 times already today.

Oh, if you guys haven't noticed yet, some of us are living out our dreams apparently and it had to choose this one and not the one where I'm married to Sofia Vergara and we have three kids in White Plains.

...which you guys didn't need to know about.

Well. I always joked about it happening but it turns out, it really can happen.

If anyone wants to see a little Oscar-nominated film called My Witness, starring one Allison Hargreeves, it's apparently playing at the theater in town. This is awkward. Anyway I can just ban my students from seeing it??

Halloween is on a Sunday this year, which means I can plan a party for all ages at the restaurant. Costumes are encouraged. There will be plenty of food and a costume contest. You don't want to miss it!

What happened? The last thing I remember was walking out into the darkness with the UV lamp I made to test it.

Remember when you could take glamor shots with lemons and that was probably the weirdest thing ever?

( So do I... )

Starkbucks now has stuffed bears for the holiday season! Buy five lattes between October 1 and Dec. 31 and get this little dude/dudette free.

I'm sure I'm not bringing up anything you all don't already know, but exactly how far have we gone trying to leave the Island? Not that I'm particularly in any hurry to get out of here, but it did occur to me that certain natural disasters can cause long term darkness covering the sun. I'm sure we would have noticed a volcano on our island but what if there was one nearby? Exactly how far out can we go?

Alright, we're approaching 3 months since I ended up here, so it doesn't look like I'm going anywhere. I should probably find a job.

Anyone looking to hire a 100+ year old man with a wide skill set but a very questionably spotty resume?

I'm always down for a vacation, but today is not the day.

I've signed up for some shit, but surprise Survivor: Hawaii was not one of them.


When's the next flight to Tennessee?

The houses finally changed, and shifted out the people who left. Does that mean things are getting back to normal? fuck

I LIVE WITH MY BIG SISTER NOW!!!! Me and auntie Nat got moved to a new house and Kristy and miss kate are there to too!

Sorry for my uh...outburst.

First the blackout and lightning and now rearranging again.

Crowley
I won't be much trouble for you, sir.

Bungalow Six
There are omelets and fresh bread toast, with fresh-squeezed orange juice and coffee in the pot for breakfast.

Look, I aced high school earth space science when I was like, 12.

No eclipse should last this long.

For the record, fuck this island and fuck its pointless fucking lightning storm.

Satan forbid something go my way

If you need me, don't.

[ADULTS]
And someone check on flower kid. She currently has no grownup.