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MOMMY CANT SEE ME

UNCLE DIEGO CANT EVEN DO A FISHY BRAID


THE SUN DOESNT EVEN DESERVE TO BE OUT RIGHT NOW. I HATE EVERYTHING AND I HAVE BIG SAD FEELINGS.

Guys, I can't find Claire.

Her stuff is still here, I don't think it's an island thing, what if she went to the water by herself?? If anyone is available to help look, please just... She's so little.

[[ooc: if you go looking...Claire is fine and in her room or at school or playing with her friends. Welcome to Allison's worst nightmare?]]

Yeah, does anyone want to tell me what the hell is going on and where am I?

Well. I always joked about it happening but it turns out, it really can happen.

If anyone wants to see a little Oscar-nominated film called My Witness, starring one Allison Hargreeves, it's apparently playing at the theater in town. This is awkward. Anyway I can just ban my students from seeing it??

Hello?

This... isn't Ohio.

Where is my dog?

Has anyone seen Bucky?

Starkbucks now has stuffed bears for the holiday season! Buy five lattes between October 1 and Dec. 31 and get this little dude/dudette free.

I'm sure I'm not bringing up anything you all don't already know, but exactly how far have we gone trying to leave the Island? Not that I'm particularly in any hurry to get out of here, but it did occur to me that certain natural disasters can cause long term darkness covering the sun. I'm sure we would have noticed a volcano on our island but what if there was one nearby? Exactly how far out can we go?

I'm thrilled to announce Happy and I are officially engaged!



Happy, honey, I love you so much and can't wait to be your wife.

Um, hello? Where am I?

If someone has kidnapped me, I'm warning you. I don't know karate or anything, but I have a strong set of lungs and I'm not afraid to bite or pepper spray you in the face.

It's only the second day and I'm pretty sure saving the world is a much easier job than being a teacher.


[Addie]
I would have liked to have had a good sit down but with how things are, you know it's been crazier than usual. If you need anything, please don't hesitate to ask. Bucky and Val are good people, which I'm sure you know. Barton isn't from my world, but if he's anything like the one I know? You'll be in good hands here.


[Bucky]
I'm now the guardian of a teenage girl. You had sisters. Where do I even begin?


[Allison]
I might need your insight on a few things down the road.

Roll Call. Who is here and are you in a safe spot? I'm going out in my suit.

[Allison]

Seems I managed to buy too much for one person for dinner. Think I could talk you into helping me out here?

A question I never thought I'd have to ask but what exactly do you put into a curriculum for art students?

I've seen and been through a lot of shit in my time, but I've never woken up in a six bedroom bungalows on an island resort with a random cell phone, laptop, and $5000 to my name.

Actually, the randomly waking up in a strange place part isn't that unfamiliar to me, but it's the surprisingly pleasant environment that's out of the norm.

So, uh, hey? I'm Bucky. Someone wanna tell me what's going on around here?

'Weird' seems to be something of an understatement in regards to this place. Is everyone alright...?

KAL-EL

Is your modern day as dizzying as this place seems to tend to be?

My birthday was perfect. Thank you to whoever is responsible for this island for allowing me a second birthday with my favorite people.

So I think I hugged Karen till she turned purple. Nat wouldn't let me hug her for that long, but that's fine I GUESS.

Everyone make it through that round of weird okay?

I can't even begin to say how sorry I am to anyone I may have offended or hurt otherwise.

That wasn't me. Far from it. That is not someone I ever want to be.

Wow. That was something.