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Hello. If anyone needs a babysitter, you can reach me via phone at XXX-XXX-XXXX.

hi my name is peter and i am new here but i dont think Im for real new here just for pretend cause there are pictures of me but bigger

does anyone have any toys or games to play grownup me has lots of legos but they are the big set kind with lots and lots of pieces

Traveling in my sleep was not on my bingo card this year. Neither was being awakened by a confused screaming Droid...but here we are.

Listen, the beach is fun and all but; sand is the worst, I've met my quota of 'wtf' for the week, and I kind of have somewhere else to be.

Soooo if someone could, oh I don't know, wake me up for real? That would be great.

...I can't find Ori'vod Ezra or Chopper.

Looks like this place is spitting out the Avengers. I hope I'm not--- Steve, Thor, Bucky, Carol...

My poor kids can't get anything past me with this newfound sense of hearing.

...Hi.

I'm sorry.

I've been reading on here trying to figure out why I'm suddenly on a tropical vacation I didn't plan for.

#1 apparently I know several of you already. For those I don't, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner. If you've heard of me, I think we're fairly safe for now. No guarantees

#2 I'm afraid I've found one of your stone people. And the creepy voices. Young woman, probably early teens, long hair?

Cryptic red Skull or mysterious beach paradise.

My head hurts too much for this.

am I dead?

Jirachi is so CUTE with its tiny legs and flappy arms. I guess it's pretty lucky that he's awake. It would have been super lame if it was in the middle of its sleeping for a thousand years.

[Encrypted to Ezra]

I have something for you.

"Soul-less" children still need babysitters. Business is good. Don't worry, Morgan, you are still my favorite client.

The Thingie came through and sent me my photo albums. I thought you all might like to see some of my favorite pictures of Pete as a little boy. Wasn't he the cutest little thing?

( ++++ )

I have a groomsman. I have a best man. I have a fiancee. I'm ready for my wedding.

[FILTER: May, Pepper]

Morgan's teacher thinks she belongs in sixth grade. I want her to be challenged, of course, but I don't want to rush her childhood either. Thoughts?

If you bastards think you can get to Spider-Man through me, you have another thing coming.

[FILTER: Peter Parker]

Honey, if you are reading this, I want you to stay put. I mean it. Let your superhero friends get this one. It is the least they can do f-- I'm fine. Happy can contact that Nick Fury. He owes us one. Go stay with Pepper and Morgan until I get back. Behave. I love you.

I'm only going to ask this once---


WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?

» Haar'chak! Freaking stupid maze.
» Are you okay, ori'vod?

I'm 13 now.

[Morgan]

How are you doing, kiddo?

That...was not my favorite week since being here.

Is anyone still in there? I think I know how to get you out. But you're not gonna like it.

Hello. Kristy Thomas, founder and president of the Babysitter's Club, again. Meetings will happen every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday 5:30 to 6:00. If you need an experienced babysitter, call XXX-XXX-XXXX. Also, if anyone wants to join the club and is SERIOUS about babysitting, let me know.

I have a sort-of-new surprise for you.