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Seabrook isn't the most exciting place to be, but it is home and --- OMG. ZED IS HERE! YOU CAN ALL MEET ZED! And we're going to PRAWN!

[Filtered to: May Parker(-Hogan? May Hogan? What are you even going by now?), Tony Stark, Pepper Potts-Stark, Happy (that's not your real name, is it?) Hogan]

Thought one of you would want to tell the kid. Checked Klara's room this morning, she's usually good about getting herself up and ready. She's gone. He shouldn't have to hear it from the network with everyone else.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to bed for a week.

I can say, with great confidence, that I am happy not to see sand for once. It's a welcomed break.

For the record, though, I didn't mind seeing my husband as a handsome merman, and Morgan was the most adorable mermaid I had ever seen. I have a feeling I'll be learning how to style mermaid waves and fishtail braids from this point on.

I had nothing against traveling so quickly from Paris to Switzerland. I think a family vacation would have been nice.

This Los Angeles? No. No thank you. No offense to you, Kate, but I think this place needs some work. I found your office that was painfully empty and this small baby shark creature decided to follow me home. He actually wore a collar with the name "Jeff" on it.

I really wasn't ready for this level of craziness to already be happening!

Crepes and wine?

[Backdated to shortly after this interaction]

Hi.

I'm Klaus.

Five caught me up. That's still weird.

What's up?

It's an early Christmas miracle!!

I'm burying myself in nice WARM sand, please don't step on the snake, thanks bye.

THEN I will decorate the bungalow. Because shiny lights make angels happy are fun, etc.

I honestly cant decide if I want it to be snowy during the wedding or beachy.

Not that it's for another month or anything.

Welp, looks like I'm on a temporary vacation til the weather clears. Kind of hard to enjoy the beach when everything around you is frozen over.

Anyone need help shoveling themselves out from the snow?

[added later]:

Blame Tony for this one, but looks like we're going got be re-theming Jim's for a while. I'll be sealing up the decks nice and tight and I think we can make some firepits for anyone who wants to come by. We'll have holiday-themed hot drinks if anyone is willing to make it out.

Now that we're on this side of Thanksgiving, I'm ready for Christmas. But this? This is ridiculous.

Are you there, God? It's me, MJ. This isn't what I meant by dreaming of a white Christmas.

NO.

NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I AM GOING TO GO HIDE UNDER 39 BLANKETS. FUCK. THIS.

Greetings and Salutations!

I am very pleased to be here. My name is Aziraphale and I am a very good friend of Mr. Crowley's, as I have learned many of you call him here.

Should you find yourself in need of anything, I am certainly happy and inclined to help.

[Everyone except Morgan, Karen and Claire]

I know it is Halloween on a weird island, but the kids deserve to go trick or treating.

MOMMY CANT SEE ME

UNCLE DIEGO CANT EVEN DO A FISHY BRAID


THE SUN DOESNT EVEN DESERVE TO BE OUT RIGHT NOW. I HATE EVERYTHING AND I HAVE BIG SAD FEELINGS.

Gotta hand it to this place. I once slept for 80 years and nothing has ever made me want to sleep less. I almost preferred being haunted

Be at the bookshop if you need me. Please don't need me. Except Klara, you're allowed to need me.

Why are my pom-poms suddenly alive?

Hello?

This... isn't Ohio.

Where is my dog?

Sorry for my uh...outburst.

First the blackout and lightning and now rearranging again.

Crowley
I won't be much trouble for you, sir.

Bungalow Six
There are omelets and fresh bread toast, with fresh-squeezed orange juice and coffee in the pot for breakfast.

For the record, fuck this island and fuck its pointless fucking lightning storm.

Satan forbid something go my way

If you need me, don't.

[ADULTS]
And someone check on flower kid. She currently has no grownup.