The Web Spot

Is buying stock in frozen peas and pizza an option around here because I'll be needing them both most definitely.

And, yes, it's because I have gracefully tumbled front ways, backwards, sideways, and probably diagonally since the terrain change. Snow =/= Sand. Crisp waves and salt water =/= slick ice patches of utter death.

Even my expert-level agility and ninja-like reflexes are having some difficult adapting, and Peter, hi roommate, I think I found a sweatshirt of yours and I borrowed it because it's effing cold. Sorry for the dog hair when I return it.

So when can I get on the advanced slope? I think I conquered the bunny one with aplomb!

There's a university here.   Is anyone else thinking of applying to it? 

Umm quick question: what the actual fuck?

I think this place is giving me whiplash.

Fuck.

Everyone still here??

Who is bringing me gifts and praises today?

I’m almost sorry my fuzzy friend is gone. Have everyone else’s departed by now, as well?

Not surprised that I got a dragon. He says he doesn't have a name and that I should give him one but I don't know what to call him.

Hi.  I'm Abigail.

There's a talking teacup toy here that also wants to introduce himself.  He says he's Earl.  Earl Grey.  He's very cute.  I can't even see where the batteries go.   

This place is not what I expected.

Is this some kind of circle of hell purgatory?

I've got a rodent following me around.

Look.

I'm not saying that my heart-felt, jazzy rendition of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" didn't hit it out of the park, but lets be real:

It was totally awesome.

Also, I will gladly take any and all leftover Valentine's Day candy that you're telling yourself that you can't eat for whatever reason. Really. I'll gladly take one for the team. Especially if you have Hot Lips. Who doesn't love cinnamon chewy candies?

And, Boss? We might need a new frothing frother machine thing. I was...experimenting.

Seems the local college was a bit short on qualified staff. It's not entirely ideal, but it does give me the opportunity to teach again.

It was a great party, May, and thank you for hosting it. Unfortunately, I've got to let everyone know that it looks like Michelle is gone again. I don't think we've got an Island weirdness thing going on this time, but I've been wrong before. Just the same, her belongings aren't there so it's most likely the real sort this time.

In better news, if you hadn't heard yet, yes, we're engaged. So I guess we take the good with the bad around here, lately.

This is one hell of a mirage.

It seems we're getting a few returns lately! All for the better, of course.

My sweet girl, Morgan, is back, but she's a little...younger than she was before. Still just as sweet and ready to say otherwise if you disagree.

Just like her father.

You know...I'm not saying I'm gonna do it. Im just saying I can totally hang up food catching nets out of webbing. 🤔

I feel like this only works for certain foods.

I guess everyone's heard by now.

Yes, Klara is gone. No, I'm not really okay but I will be eventually. No, I don't need sweets, hugs, ice cream, etc.

I kinda just want to be alone for a little bit.

My home is here! Too bad my family couldn't come with it. Who wants a tour?

Hi.

My name is Tommy.

I am looking for my mama, her name is Wanda. Or my daddy, his name is Vision.

Don't forget, we're hosting a Halloween party this Sunday evening at Parker's Pasta Palace! And by we I mostly mean May but I'm making sure we have the good candy and hanging decorations that are NOT super sticky webbing in hard to reach places and I'm sure Happy and Harley and I will get roped into heavy lifting.

Costumes are not required but are strongly encouraged!

If you're taking the little ones Trick or Treating, you can always come by after!