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Let me get this straight.

⚔ My brothers aren't here.

⚔ My foster dad IS here, but he is not really my foster dad.

⚔ Bruce Banner is my guardian and he is not hiding in a cave anymore.

⚔ The place smells good.

This is all verily dumb.

I'm Torunn Thorsdóttir.

[Tony]

I love how you always seem to become the father figure to every kid you come across. It just makes me love you even more. I thought you'd like to know. Don't let it go to your head too much. xo

[Steve, Bruce, Tony, Pepper & Wanda]

Congrats, Cap. It's a boy, with me, apparently.

Alternate universes are weird...

I know I’m new here, but what if we took advantage of the outrageous strawberry theme and made it a party?

Strawberry pizza
Strawberry Tarts
Strawberry Lemonade
Deviled Strawberries
Strawberry Margaritas!

Yes/Maybe/Katie, that’s MAD?

I'm just glad they gave us the original Strawberry Shortcake and not the weird updated one they tried to push on Claire's generation. And my sorta-boyfriend has a sorta-kid from another universe with one of his sorta-best friends so I guess I've got that going on today, too

I'm wearing my strawberry dress I got when we went to Manhattan. How else do you mark such an eventful occasion?

Hi.  I arrived back when we were in the creepy forest.  I figure it's about time to introduce myself.  I'm Lorna.  I'm a.  I'm suddenly in cabin four and even my toothpaste tastes like strawberries.  Around here, that's relatively low on the weird scale, so I figure we're doing well.

Because why not strawberries, is that it?

Okay, aside from the little miss in a pink dress having an awkward conversation with me, the week's been pretty good.

Looks like I got a summer job, at least. And maybe even a night gig. I guess things are looking up.