RAC IC for The Warrant

Um, so I kind of went a little crazy on the stress baking thing if anyone wants to grab something? I made banana bread, carrot cake, apple carrot cupcakes, brownies, pumpkin cupcakes (these are gluten free!), chocolate mint cupcakes, red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting, oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, cranberry nut bread, and I'm just finishing off some pies and some no bake slices.

Can deliver to the hospital! And don't worry, Captain, apart from some of the flour and a couple of cans of apples, all of this came out of my own pocket.

FILTERED TO WHISKEY SOUR.

i know you guys are probably itching to get out of here after being docked so long, and especially now that liam's back (hey bro, the bunk's been weirdly clean and normal smelling without you) but we gotta stay at hq for a bit. RAC orders. take some r&r and stick close to hq for a couple days until me and cody hear something. that means you gemma!! go get a massage please

the upside to getting shot: dude i've got the sickest scar. it looks cool as hell next that one i got from the chain in 65 haha

Guess who's coming home today?

[pic of Liam flipping the camera off]

FILTERED TO WHISKEY SOUR.

hey guys. uhhh good work on the bounty. alex got a pretty bad crack on the head so he's still, you know, resting or whatever. i'm helping him out with paperwork and stuff so don't worry about it, it'll get done. and i won't file it wrong like i did that one time with the artillery req obviously we probably shouldn't take any bounties or anything for a while... but we should have enough money from this one to get us through i think?? and to spruce up the ship some, maybe. i think we need some repairs...

oh uhhh i guess someone in hq told my mom i got shot haha so if she somehow gets into hq to murder me please hold her off while i run away

FILTERED TO RHIA.

heyyy

fucked up bounty, huh

[Whiskey Sour]

so

TO: noa
FROM: me

(1/7) yo
(2/7) yooo
(3/7) where are youuu
(4/7) please tell me because people are saying youre unaccounted for ha ha
(5/7) i was like she's probably just sleeping or got a dead battery or maybe she's eating a 3 foot long sub sandwich, that takes both hands!!!
(6/7) where are you
(7/7) [...] noa?

TO: WS
FROM: me

hey where's noa

TO: 68 food crew
FROM: me

(1/3) yo check in where are you guys
(2/3) kirby i know youre off ship, you good???
(3/3) noa's not with you guys right

[ posted is an unhackable & untraceable (non-live) video feed of the following: our masked kidnappers against a grey, stony backdrop without a single thing to identify the location. they're relatively jovial throughout the whole thing as they greet the RAC and introduce themselves as the ones who left the little present last month, DID YOU LIKE IT? :') because there's more to come!

edited throughout are short snippets of video surveillance of RAC members and footage of outside HQ as they launch into how the RAC would be nothing if not for them: the bad guys, the villains, what would you have without them? all you are is a bunch of desperate wannabes; it's just sad, tbh. we've been watching you, looking so safe and snug, but how safe do you feel now, reclamation agent coalition? are you missing someone, maybe!? :(

the terms are laid out: five names listed of vergil's incarcerated men to be released in exchange for the five agents they have. no footage is released of the agents, sry gaiz. the cost of failing to comply? in 72 hours, your agents are dead. bye bye now! :) ♥♥ ]

[ OOC: characters may reply to this!!!! there will be no replies back, though, obviously. also feel free to retcon in your character(s) into that video surveillance (it's like CCTV; it can be from anywhere in ganymede, but probably around HQ/the downtown core). this is the official kick-off of the 4-day kidnapping plot! ]

OKAY WHICH MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS SHIP HAS THAT HORRIBLE RINGTONE

i was sleeping after a very intense session of rolling on the engines

TO: jimmy 💀

[1/6] i'm bored where are you let's drink
[2/6] starting without you
[3/6] bloody fucking shit i look so good right now
[4/6] hang on
[5/6] [three topless selfies in quick succession with expressions of varied seriousness]
[6/6] [........] shIT WRONG NUMBER

TO: jaime 👽

[1/3] oh fuck
[2/3] i may've just sent jim tit pics by accident
[3/3] can you go delete them before he reads them and gets pissed off at me thanks

everything is so dull

let's play a drinking game

never have i ever shit my pants