RAC IC for The Warrant

To whom it may concern: Thank you for the dragon fire cracker left ignited on my desk. When security has scoured through camera footage, please accept a token of my appreciation.*

B52.

As of this morning, you will be welcoming one Lionel Owen aboard your ship as a probationary RRI candidate until the 3rd of May this year (2073). He is under no condition to be treated with disrespect, as per agency policy, and any indiscretions committed against him are punishable by suspension. In this probationary period, he is to be treated as a full-fledged member of your crew regardless of skill level. He will introduce himself to you all shortly.

Questions and concerns may be directed to myself or Captain Vance. Have a good day.

LIONEL.

I trust you have reviewed the company handbook, Owen?

(* do i even have to clarify she's being sarcastic, bc... )

CAPTAINS.

So what are we doing about these idiots?

B52.

[.......] The last time I said anything here, it was unprofessional. It's not going to happen again. We have new problems now, which means I'm only going to say this once: for the time being, don't go out alone. Be cautious of anyone approaching you on the street. The chances of a repeat are slim to none, but that's not the point.

And if you need me, you know I'm a phone call or filter away. At all times. If you want any time off, the further from Ganymede the better.

KIRBY.

I [....] know I've said it already, but if you need anything. Just let me know.

HECTOR.

Get some rest or I'll drag you into one of the med rooms and lock you in.

PENDLETON.

[...] Hey. You holding up?

[ * ftr he's still staying at Ireland's, for his crew's ref!! ]

Here in the RAC, we only have two types of members: sourpuss Scrooge wannabes, and Christmas elves. If you fall anywhere between these two extremes on the scale, please be aware you will be asked your alliance, and marked either by a glittery red taffeta bow or the bitter lingering scent of childhood disappointment.

Things I learned this week: it is loud in the engine rooms. How do engineers not go deaf?

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ SECRET SANTA '71 ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Who wants in?

1. Please comment, either in a filter to me or not, what kind of thing you would like. Ie. my name's Kirby Copeland, my favourite colours are blues and greens, I like nail polish, nice teas, fluffy socks (the B52 is coooolllld), stuff for baking, fingerless mittens and hot cocoa. And bath bombs!


2. If you are shy, there is also a box left with the receptionist downstairs!


3. Price limit of 25 woolongs per gift!


4. No lumps of coal or similar, please. This is not the thing for that! If you absolutely think that you can't be an adult and give the person you're paired with a decent gift, get back to me and I will sort something else out.


5. All gifts need to be delivered to me by the 21st! I will then distribute them with possibly a merry army of '68 helpers. It is up to the gift giver to decide whether the gift will stay anonymous or not, although I of course will know your identity.


6. Have fun!

[B52]

Great teamwork everyone. Our captain is currently taking a break at the medbay but he will be up and about soon thanks to Grace. Anyone else who is injured please go check in with her, better safe than sorry.

Lux, Jai assuming engines are good to go? The course to Ganymede is charted, so let's head back to collect. Star, Dix — you guys ready?

Seo-Jun, Kirby is the mark secure for the trip? Can't be too careful.


[ooc; posted after the recovery of the bounty but before their return to Ganymede!]

[B52]

We have no more coffee.

B52.

this is so embarrassing- i didn't meant to- JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE-

well, that was an experience! i'm sorry, i cleaned it up so no one else had to deal with my mess since it, you know, came from me. but yeah if you need me to do anything then just ask! i'm around fiddling with things, checking everything else is working properly so something worse does not happen.

LEA NOVAK.

today is the literal worst. i want to die like stella wanted to when she was placed with the sotb.

on a scale of one to ten how stupid would it be to race ships across the asteroid belt?

'68 FOOD CREW

alright, guys. this is what's up. ya'll gotta convince your capts to station at ganymede for halloween. we just gotta. also costume ideas. i swear to god i will buy a red hat and a blue raincoat and dress up penny as pendleton bear.

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