RAC IC for The Warrant

So these two guys are out in the wild, back on earth. They're tired and hungry and they come across some tracks.

"Those are bear tracks," one of them argues, absolutely certain. "I want dinner, not to be dinner."

"No, those are pig tracks," the other insists, "and I want bacon."

They're both adamant in their positions and so sure that they're right that they stand there arguing for over an hour.

That's when the train hits them.

( unanswered texts, sent to killian stracke, backdated to monday )

I've taken my temporary position as lead engineer very seriously. It's only been a few weeks but it's been a good challenge to be in charge of keeping the best ship in the fleet going. Thanks for being patient with me.

I do hope Chasse doesn't mind what I did with the place.

Jesucristo! Anyone that want to say we aren't #1 can fight me. We put in work.

What's popular for kids these days? I know that's sort of a strange question to ask a bunch of bounty hunters, but I know some of you have younger family members. It's dawned on me recently that I have no idea what the kids are interested in lately, and I never was very good at keeping up with things that were new and popular when I was young, either. Is Wrong Direction still a thing? Or is it No Direction? I can never remember.

[B52]

I hope there were no problems with the interim medic while I was away. Is everyone well?

ALL CREWS.

It was confirmed this morning that the Cuba Libre was [.....] commandeered by a hostile party this Monday. We have no confirmation on the state of the crew itself, save for the fate of Captain [lol does she have a name] whose life was taken. Director Phan has no reason to believe that former crew of the Cuba Libre are at risk.

We ask that all crews notify us immediately if they notice the Cuba Libre on their radar. Do not engage them with contacting us first. Thank you.

CAPTAINS.

If you need anything. My team is on call.

Valentine's Day tomorrow.

Who wants to hang out?

KAMIKAZE.

Rise and shine. I have a bounty dossier with your names on it.

JAIME.

You owe me something, duckling.

HECTOR & EUPHIE, separately.

Slipped out of hospital, have you?

While we're still grounded, does anyone have any suggestions for things to do on Ganymede that are quiet, calm activities? I'm not looking for bars or the beach, just something off-ship, maybe try to get some vitamin D. Which is a good reminder for everyone who has spent too much time on their ships: please try to either take supplements or spend a day outside, so you can get some actual sun on your skin.

I don't think we've ever been grounded this long on Ganymede without a job lined up, honestly. I hope everyone is staying out of trouble.

[CASTOR]

See, I'm going to go out and do something instead of hovering. Did you sleep any better last night?

[SAWYER]

I haven't checked in with you lately, honey, and I feel like I haven't seen you at all since Castor got discharged. Did you ever sort things out with your [...] beau? friend? engineer?

[JUDE]

How's your hand?

[MEDICS]

Has anyone heard if there's any news about Mara, yet?

[Sawyer]

I got a splinter and I was all ready to bug the shit out of you but you weren't in medical. I had my perfect pout on, too.

You better be dead or getting laid, because I had to find tweezers myself and that is just unforgivable. Unforgivable, Clafton.

[Hector]

How's vacation treating you, oh merciful master teacher?

It's boring here without you grumping, you know.