RAC IC for The Warrant

[Nice Guy Navigators* + Tracey, Kirby & Egg]

[pic of captaincy paperwork]

[Whiskey Sour]

hey guys, so Alex is being reassigned moved promoted to trainer with HQ. I guess they need more after the [...] attack and they offered me his position. so um yeah.



*including Nicola

WHISKEY SOUR, 68'ERS, FRIENDS.

all of you check in RIGHT NOW

RHia is with me, we're outside and they wont' let us in

FILTERED TO WHISKEY SOUR.

i know you guys are probably itching to get out of here after being docked so long, and especially now that liam's back (hey bro, the bunk's been weirdly clean and normal smelling without you) but we gotta stay at hq for a bit. RAC orders. take some r&r and stick close to hq for a couple days until me and cody hear something. that means you gemma!! go get a massage please

the upside to getting shot: dude i've got the sickest scar. it looks cool as hell next that one i got from the chain in 65 haha

[TO] "James Wu"
[FROM] "Nicola Acquarone"

[1/1] Hi. Nicola Acquarone here, captain of the Bahama Mama. Got word that your captain and navigator are both out for the count and one of your killjoys in hospital. My crew's staying put for the time being so if there's anything you or the rest of your ship need, just say the word.
[2/2] [...] Hope they haven't given you too many forms to fill out.

FILTERED TO WHISKEY SOUR.

hey guys. uhhh good work on the bounty. alex got a pretty bad crack on the head so he's still, you know, resting or whatever. i'm helping him out with paperwork and stuff so don't worry about it, it'll get done. and i won't file it wrong like i did that one time with the artillery req obviously we probably shouldn't take any bounties or anything for a while... but we should have enough money from this one to get us through i think?? and to spruce up the ship some, maybe. i think we need some repairs...

oh uhhh i guess someone in hq told my mom i got shot haha so if she somehow gets into hq to murder me please hold her off while i run away

FILTERED TO RHIA.

heyyy

fucked up bounty, huh

[Whiskey Sour]

so

The holidays are the worst New Year Resolutions. Does anyone still do those?

[Whiskey Sour]

Because I feed into stereotypes, I have new lollipops. Ten flavors.

[Noa]

I have an extra stash for us.

TO: WS
FROM: ME ME ME

[1/7] who the fuck is in the freezer
[2/7] ok there is someone in he freezer
[3/7] if its someone else with nurse chick theyre getting shot in the face
[4/7] shooting people in the face is exhausting
[5/7] but also relaxing
[6/7] kira where the fuck are you
[7/7] youll miss all the fun ok hurry up

TO: noa
FROM: me

(1/7) yo
(2/7) yooo
(3/7) where are youuu
(4/7) please tell me because people are saying youre unaccounted for ha ha
(5/7) i was like she's probably just sleeping or got a dead battery or maybe she's eating a 3 foot long sub sandwich, that takes both hands!!!
(6/7) where are you
(7/7) [...] noa?

TO: WS
FROM: me

hey where's noa

TO: 68 food crew
FROM: me

(1/3) yo check in where are you guys
(2/3) kirby i know youre off ship, you good???
(3/3) noa's not with you guys right

[ posted is an unhackable & untraceable (non-live) video feed of the following: our masked kidnappers against a grey, stony backdrop without a single thing to identify the location. they're relatively jovial throughout the whole thing as they greet the RAC and introduce themselves as the ones who left the little present last month, DID YOU LIKE IT? :') because there's more to come!

edited throughout are short snippets of video surveillance of RAC members and footage of outside HQ as they launch into how the RAC would be nothing if not for them: the bad guys, the villains, what would you have without them? all you are is a bunch of desperate wannabes; it's just sad, tbh. we've been watching you, looking so safe and snug, but how safe do you feel now, reclamation agent coalition? are you missing someone, maybe!? :(

the terms are laid out: five names listed of vergil's incarcerated men to be released in exchange for the five agents they have. no footage is released of the agents, sry gaiz. the cost of failing to comply? in 72 hours, your agents are dead. bye bye now! :) ♥♥ ]

[ OOC: characters may reply to this!!!! there will be no replies back, though, obviously. also feel free to retcon in your character(s) into that video surveillance (it's like CCTV; it can be from anywhere in ganymede, but probably around HQ/the downtown core). this is the official kick-off of the 4-day kidnapping plot! ]