RAC IC for The Warrant

FILTERED TO TS & KK.

Thank you. Seriously. The convoy's moved on, convict-free. My m Our mo [...] It's back in the right hands.

FILTERED TO TS.

And on a happier note, Justin's birthday is in a couple of days. We should throw him a really embarrassing party.

FILTERED TO ANYA.

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. I know I said it a ton already, but you know I wouldn't have made you go if there was time for me to make the ship. How is the rest of your crew? Have you gotten any sleep since we got back? Are they mad at you?

FILTERED TO FRIENDS, u can be liberal here.

I leave for a few days and Ganymede goes right to the dogs. How are you guys holding up?

TEQUILA SUNRISE + KAMIKAZE

SAHRA IS IN TROUBLE AND WE NEED TO GO RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS HERSELF KILLED!!! RIGHT NOW!!!! GET READY!!!

FILTERED TO ANYA.

Can we talk? Please? It's important.

FILTERED TO KAMIKAZE.

Excellent work.

FILTERED TO PENDLETON.

You hesitated on the migrant vessel. Why?

FILTERED TO ANYA.

Where were you.

FILTERED TO ANYA.

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FILTERED TO EDEN.

We're all out on a job, soon, but drinks when we get back? I feel like I haven't been around your neck of the woods in ages.

SAHRA.

Hey, sis How was your Christian debaucher I hope you're using PROTEC A bloody mary is NOT a nutritious breakfa [...] Despite what your crewmates might tell you, tequila is not an adequate breakfast. I hope you're getting actual food calories while you're doing your binge drinking.

SAWYER.

I got you something.

GENERAL PSA

During the holidays I always like to remind my fellow agents that SUGAR IS BAD FOR YOU and YOU CANNOT EAT HOWEVER MANY COOKIES YOU WANT. Just because it's the end of the calendar year does not mean your body can take this kind of ABUSE. It does NOT reset on January 1!! Go brush your teeth!!

[ posted is an unhackable & untraceable (non-live) video feed of the following: our masked kidnappers against a grey, stony backdrop without a single thing to identify the location. they're relatively jovial throughout the whole thing as they greet the RAC and introduce themselves as the ones who left the little present last month, DID YOU LIKE IT? :') because there's more to come!

edited throughout are short snippets of video surveillance of RAC members and footage of outside HQ as they launch into how the RAC would be nothing if not for them: the bad guys, the villains, what would you have without them? all you are is a bunch of desperate wannabes; it's just sad, tbh. we've been watching you, looking so safe and snug, but how safe do you feel now, reclamation agent coalition? are you missing someone, maybe!? :(

the terms are laid out: five names listed of vergil's incarcerated men to be released in exchange for the five agents they have. no footage is released of the agents, sry gaiz. the cost of failing to comply? in 72 hours, your agents are dead. bye bye now! :) ♥♥ ]

[ OOC: characters may reply to this!!!! there will be no replies back, though, obviously. also feel free to retcon in your character(s) into that video surveillance (it's like CCTV; it can be from anywhere in ganymede, but probably around HQ/the downtown core). this is the official kick-off of the 4-day kidnapping plot! ]

Anyone swinging by Callisto soon? I have a favor to ask.

[KAMIKAZE]

Scully and I are going to be working on a partial upgrade of our ventilation system while we're in Ganymede. So try not to breathe too deeply for the next few days.

That was a joke.

Does anybody actually like Burger Queen?

SAWYER.

How do we always run through supplies so quickly? We've barely even had any major injuries recently, yet I check, and: medical glue, gone! Sanitizing solution, half empty! Vitamins, ravaged!

Also, I need to check your face.

KAMIKAZE WOMEN.

I know this is an inconvenience we all hate, but it's about the time for monthly physicals, and I'll need to conduct the annual gyn vag pap genit reproductive exams for this year. Of course, if you would rather have Sawyer do your exam, I can have that arranged as well. Please come see me in the medbay this week when you have time, and, as always, I'm open to your questions about this or any other medical procedures.

So....