RAC IC for The Warrant

[Whiskey Sour + Tequila Sunrise + Kajal + London]

okay so sorry about everything. I did not expect to get locked inside a bathroom of all things but my fault completely. I am never going drinking in the Sunrise again jsyk

[Liam]

sorry about saying that those things

who taught the appletini pilots how not to fucking drive

Are we taking bets on if the Sex on the Beach will show up with clothes on for the bounty yet?

WHISKEY SOUR.

GUYS, GUYS

CAN WE GO?????????????????? O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN??? LIAM ARE YOU SOBER???

[DANTE]

dork its time to clean the engines, well you will clean and i will sit on you.

[WHISKEY SOUR]

alex, i love you

the rest of you i love a little less. except for kira. maybe jim. i dont know.

someone buy me alcohol my supply ran out.

[KIRBY]

haha you stuck your tongue down my throat i knew you still liked me

FILTERED AWAY FROM CAPTAINS.

Poll time, everyone, brought to you by 3 a.m. sleeplessness. Not that a.m. or p.m. matters much in orbit, but here we are. Cutest butt in the RAC? I'm also accepting opinions on best abs and/or chest. You can list me for both, I won't mind. Be honest! You're all thinking Alex, right?

Dix, babe, don't say yourself.

im going to puke and where the fuck are my fucking shoes

WHISKEY SOUR.

he's going to be okay.

FILTERED TO '68 CREW AND WHISKEY SOUR.

hey so, my mom pulled some strings down at her restaurant and they're gonna give us the back room tomorrow night if you guys are down. also half priced drinks and probably the best fish tacos this side of TJ. you guys should come!! otherwise it'll just be me and paulie the security guard trying to outdrink each other and he is a big dude

not that i'd LOSE, i'm just saying

alright bear with me.
→ jim has stated that he's the toughest shit in the rac, so i'm holding like a little competition of sorts. winner gets paid 100 woolongs. of course, jim gets to decide the challenge or whatever. point is, beat up james wu and you get 100 woolongs.
→ speaking on competitions. my brother thinks he's the better than me and clearly i have to prove him wrong. we're facing off at the beach. pls come watch me beat his face in with a volleyball. also i need a team. thanks. ireland you're not invited.

[FRIENDS; apply liberally. so basc everyone]

after party at jordan's on halloween! who's coming?? we're playing roomba beer pong. i'm also probably shoving cody into a bathtub. and we've got to show pendleton the meaning of christmas halloween. so i'm guessing that night we're eating, going club hopping, then end the night getting wrecked at jordan's.