RAC IC for The Warrant

So one of our attentive medics reminded me that I never did reschedule last month's book club meeting. 7 pm tomorrow night at Mag's Diner, no big deal if you can't make it.

[Bahama Mama]

If you're feeling squirrelly, the ceilings ain't been cleaned in a while. And I believe we have our medicals coming up.

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ELYSIAN

Tell me you're ok.

TRACEY & JAIME & SOL & JUDE

How are you guys holding up?

SAHRA

Should have checked up on you sooner, but been kind of busy. How are you healing from Earth?

DIX

There is a ton of papers to go through, bring me food?

LEA

Surrogate big brother checking in. You ok?

LIAM HYDE

i heard someone's back on their feet.

JUDE NOVAK

hey, you can see this now right? i haven't seen you in a while, how was pluto?

SEBIN KI & DAE LEE

so how long is it supposed to take a black eye to fade? i'm getting tired of all this coverup.

blah blah blah insert some lame resolution that i already broke etc

happy new year assholes



and no i didnt do the firework thing at the directors office im not suicidal ok

LEA

are you busy friday i feel like giving jude a heartattack

The holidays are the worst New Year Resolutions. Does anyone still do those?

[Whiskey Sour]

Because I feed into stereotypes, I have new lollipops. Ten flavors.

[Noa]

I have an extra stash for us.

[LEA & DAE]

i vaguely remember kissing both of you.

[LUX]

i vaguely remember throwing up on you.

[PEN]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Bahama Mama]

With the family until the 27th. Be good. Don't give Gizmo any milk unless it's that special pet store shit, he's lactose intolerant.

Also I'm bringing back some smoked salmon so don't eat up too much before dinner.

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LEA.

[....] We're not doing Christmas with Ireland's family this year. You can head over home if you want.

EUPHIE.

How's [.........] TJ?

GRACE.

I have you to thank for treating Ireland, so thank you, Grace. I know it wasn't how you'd planned to spend the holiday.

red alert red alert, 5000000 WL bounty to whoever destroys all the recordings of christmas music on ganymede and/or bans any blaring of santa baby before 3 pm

[ posted is an unhackable & untraceable (non-live) video feed of the following: our masked kidnappers against a grey, stony backdrop without a single thing to identify the location. they're relatively jovial throughout the whole thing as they greet the RAC and introduce themselves as the ones who left the little present last month, DID YOU LIKE IT? :') because there's more to come!

edited throughout are short snippets of video surveillance of RAC members and footage of outside HQ as they launch into how the RAC would be nothing if not for them: the bad guys, the villains, what would you have without them? all you are is a bunch of desperate wannabes; it's just sad, tbh. we've been watching you, looking so safe and snug, but how safe do you feel now, reclamation agent coalition? are you missing someone, maybe!? :(

the terms are laid out: five names listed of vergil's incarcerated men to be released in exchange for the five agents they have. no footage is released of the agents, sry gaiz. the cost of failing to comply? in 72 hours, your agents are dead. bye bye now! :) ♥♥ ]

[ OOC: characters may reply to this!!!! there will be no replies back, though, obviously. also feel free to retcon in your character(s) into that video surveillance (it's like CCTV; it can be from anywhere in ganymede, but probably around HQ/the downtown core). this is the official kick-off of the 4-day kidnapping plot! ]