RAC IC for The Warrant

geminid
racnet

Hey, I heard you guys were caught up by the ISSP here on Mars? Is that true? Are you okay? I can't get any fucking information from the RAC on it. Do I need to bust you out of jail? I can bust you out of jail. Fuck the ISSP.

So my sister was arrested, apparently! Because the world makes no fucking sense! Also the rest of the Kamikaze, I guess. And Jaime thought he had a weird weekend.

imperatora
racnet

Reports and paperwork on the incident with the ISSP due on my desk by 2300.

While I expect this will make its way around the RAC in short order, try to keep salacious details to a minimum. Yes, Jones, I mean you.

We'll dock in Ganymede tonight. Take a few days to recover. We'll move from there.

A moment from either of you.

I want to know who exactly called the ISSP on us. [...] And that woman on the docks, as we were leaving.

choicepast
racnet

A little birdy keeps talking about you and your sparring. First I hear it's a good show. Then I hear it's a good lesson. Then I hear it's a good show again.

Suppose little old me wanted to try her hand at things that don't go boom. Think you could fit me into your schedule? Or are you still mad I gave you a nickname?

The only question I have is whether or not we're getting any money out of this adventure.

geminid
racnet

Poll time, everyone, brought to you by 3 a.m. sleeplessness. Not that a.m. or p.m. matters much in orbit, but here we are. Cutest butt in the RAC? I'm also accepting opinions on best abs and/or chest. You can list me for both, I won't mind. Be honest! You're all thinking Alex, right?

Dix, babe, don't say yourself.

spaceboss
racnet

okay. what happened.

read cuba libre's bounty report. the nice things they said about you.

avarices
racnet

[ it starts in the morning and continues randomly throughout the day ship-wide: a weird static crackling mixed in with odd whispering noises could arguably be zwei. BUT IS IT? it only goes for two minutes at a time; she's never at the console when anyone comes by. happy halloween, losers. (ftr, it's an automated recording.) ]

got plans next week, no you don't

hey mooncake