RAC IC for The Warrant

B52

alright, so i know you're all mad, but uh. it wasn't that bad. why don't we treat this like a teamwork exercise. we go the problem solved! minimal casualties. if we can survive floating vomit, i'm pretty sure we can survive anything. go team b52!

now lets give a warm welcome to jai. you did it, buddy!

'68 FOOD CREW

ifuckedupsohardwhatdoidothisiswhereidie. stated in my will, noa gets my car.

[posted shortly after the anti-gravity plot]

B52

We are never doing that again. I'm going to sleep now, please do not wake me up.

If you need something, Jai can handle it.

VALENTINE

We do not get paid enough for this job.

B52.

Consider yourself dismissed until the beginning of next month. Star and Dix, taking the ship is your call. Our next assignment is on Io. All of you be back by then.

GRUMP SQUAD.

That offer still on the table?

The Tequila Sunrise is disembarking tonight, ladies and gentlemen. We will see you all after Dia de Muertos, unless you want to come join us in Tijuana for delicious food and celebration, or to honor your dead.

[TEQUILA SUNRISE]

We're heading back to Venus first to finish following up on that lead before the trail gets too cold. Are there any last errands we need to do here before we leave? Tracey, how is that hand?

I'll be training tonight if anyone wants to spar a few rounds with me.

[CASTOR, BRISTOL, INK, ALEX.]

My room still stinks like the sewers thanks to the kid bunking with me, and these children are driving me up the wall. I could use the presence of sane people who I don't want to strangle on a daily basis. Excluding Bristol, of course.

home sweet home

JIM.

you gonna visit your mum while we're here?

WHISKEY SOUR.

ganymede shopping list so far:
• tequila
• cigs
• new magazines (state preferences below)
• toothpaste because we are OUT (looking at you, noa)
• porn (state preferences below)
• candy corn

CASTOR

hey babe ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

They really need to make worse chairs.

[Castor]

So I was thinking...

[Alex]

You up for some sparring? While we have the time and all.

B52 MINUS JAI.

We got a live one. His name is Jai Mehra. Engineer. Don't even think about giving him a hard time or I'll make you feel sorry that you did. Crew meeting on the bridge at 0900 tomorrow, and I expect you all to be there.

IRELAND.

And you're bunking with him. He might ask a lot of questions. Direct him my way if it's too much.

[....] When do you want your

JAI.

Mehra, right?

It's so nice to see all the ships docked and all the crews assembled. It feels a little like we're all back home!

How has everyone been? No one injured recently, I hope? Any good adventures worth relating, exciting bounties hauled back? Any good souvenirs from the colonies? Please share with us all!

on a scale of one to ten how stupid would it be to race ships across the asteroid belt?

'68 FOOD CREW

alright, guys. this is what's up. ya'll gotta convince your capts to station at ganymede for halloween. we just gotta. also costume ideas. i swear to god i will buy a red hat and a blue raincoat and dress up penny as pendleton bear.