3:09 AM
Niles padded through his apartment, fresh from the shower and bare assed naked. It was going to be a good day, he decided. He had a date with Kara tonight and a maid was going to be coming soon to clean his apartment and sweep up all of Lola's hair.
He hadn't had a maid since...Well, before. But it would be different than before because this maid wouldn't live with him and he just had a silly apartment, not a mansion. He was just Niles now, not Master Devereux or Mr. Devereux, except for in the very special case of Ms. Elspeth Vale, but that was hardly the same thing, wasn't it?
The good news was that if the rest of the women in this place were anything to go on, the maid was bound to be one of the most gorgeous women he'd ever seen. They all were. Except for that hag Joy in the Mocha. His brow wrinkled as he padded over to the jeans he'd brought up from the laundry mat last night before going out and slid them over his naked hips. Man, he really didn't like that woman.
He meant to find a shirt, he really did, but Lola meowed from the living room, begging for attention and he walked over and scooped her out of her big kitty bed that he'd put her in before taking a shower. She was still too little to jump out of it on her own.
"Mornin' baby, " he muttered to the kitten as he settled down with her on the couch, stretching out and putting his arms above his head, laughing a little as Lola's paws tickled his ribs as she searched for a proper nook in which to doze.
He should go shave and find a shirt, he thought, just in case the maid was hot... But man, was he sleepy.
He hadn't had a maid since...Well, before. But it would be different than before because this maid wouldn't live with him and he just had a silly apartment, not a mansion. He was just Niles now, not Master Devereux or Mr. Devereux, except for in the very special case of Ms. Elspeth Vale, but that was hardly the same thing, wasn't it?
The good news was that if the rest of the women in this place were anything to go on, the maid was bound to be one of the most gorgeous women he'd ever seen. They all were. Except for that hag Joy in the Mocha. His brow wrinkled as he padded over to the jeans he'd brought up from the laundry mat last night before going out and slid them over his naked hips. Man, he really didn't like that woman.
He meant to find a shirt, he really did, but Lola meowed from the living room, begging for attention and he walked over and scooped her out of her big kitty bed that he'd put her in before taking a shower. She was still too little to jump out of it on her own.
"Mornin' baby, " he muttered to the kitten as he settled down with her on the couch, stretching out and putting his arms above his head, laughing a little as Lola's paws tickled his ribs as she searched for a proper nook in which to doze.
He should go shave and find a shirt, he thought, just in case the maid was hot... But man, was he sleepy.