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Whoever says clinic food isn't delicious simply isn't aware it's an acquired taste. Sometimes, the chicken tastes like chicken, when it doesn't taste like pigeon.

[ FG Council, Dragon Riders ]
Alive, but won't be able to report for duty for a few days. Will let you know when they release me, so I can help out where I can.

[ FG, Friends ]
Think I know most of who's okay and who's [...] not, but it'd be good to hear it from you lot yourselves. And before you ask, yeah, I'm still stuck in the clinic, but I should be out of here soon.

[ Lav ]
Mag told me you were around and what happened to you. Glad you're okay. How's everything?

[ Aspel ]
Mag said that you Are you How did you You okay?

[ Gillian ]
How're you doing? [......] And how's the house?

[ Mag ]
Coming by again today? I can actually sit up on my own now, so hopefully that's good enough they'll let me out sooner than they said they would. Still hurts like hell but hey

Weren't the fireworks lovely? I find myself far too awake to settle down for the night, and with nowhere to go. Suggestions? There must be dozens of options.

Anyone who dares remind me I have a performance tomorrow will be ignored, fair warning.

[Kiernan]

Darling, I've a proposition for you.

All this excitement about the Founders' Festival on the network! Nothing left to do but join in on the anticipation. My thanks, and condolences, to those who'll spend the Festival working. We'll make sure to celebrate for your sake, too and I sure could use a dis

[ Aspel ]
I've been thinking I'll sign myself up for the exhibition matches. [....] Gives me something to do with myself while [.....] I wait for closure, I suppose.

[ Kiernan & Lav ]
Hey. [....] It took me being away from the taverns for a little over a week to realise just how much of our time together is spent drinking. Not that I'm complaining. [....] How are you two doing?

[ Bram ]
[.....] If sometime next week I were to bring you coffee and cookies, would that be an inconvenience? [....] I haven't seen you since

Don't forget - exhibition match sign ups have already started. If you haven't signed up, you really should.

[ Aspel ]
Think we can convince Karras to let us go three on one again? I feel like we might have a chance this year.

[ Ric ]
You never told me how Namorados with Lex went.

[ Merri ]
Is it vacation, yet?

I need to
I don't know what

[....] I had an unexpected visitor tonight. Guess who. Hint: you've offered to kill him for me before.

[ Kiernan ]

[.......] If you're not busy, could you [.....] come over?

Looking for a home for Zelda's puppies, because I can't keep them at the estate and they deserve good homes. The four of them are at about nine weeks, and they're practically Zelda replicas. Two female, two male. Let me know.

[ LUTHERIA. ]
[....] That puppy you found. Where did you find it? Because she's Zelda's

I got in!!! I'M A RANGER

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If anyone wants to come drink with me tomorrow, the Duckling at 7?

Heard from Banes' sister today. Memorial service Sunday, 1900. Mass at the Cathedral.

They tore down my favorite tree. Today is a sad, sad day. Now where am I supposed to nap in the spring?

[ Cressida ]

Miss Cressida Karth,

We, the Council, are pleased to inform you that you have been formally recognized as a member of the Valendian Rangers. Congratulations on your significant achievement; it is a difficult process to be accepted, and you have succeeded where others have failed. Please report Monday, 27 Pisces, for assignment and instructions.

Again, congratulations and we look forward to your future service.

Best,
The Fighters' Guild Council on behalf of The Valendian Rangers

Congrats, Cress! Told you you'd be fine. ♥

[ Aspel ]
Hi.

[ Ari ]
Think it'd be a hassle if I got myself lost in the desert?

With everything that's been going on, I forgot to ask you: the puppies are at an age to give away; what were your thoughts of giving them up for adoption? I'd [....] always assumed it to be the case. They can't stay too much longer at the estate, but they are Boris's as much as they are Zelda's.

[ KIERNAN & MAG. ]
[.....] Hey.

[ PUBLIC. ]
A note: if you take your white dog out for a walk in the melting snow, she'll come back brown.

PSfuckingA

If you're going to take a piss outside on a cat, don't fucking bring it to me and demand I arrest it for scratching your Faram-damned dick. You're fucking lucky I didn't punch you for good fucking measure.

Use a fucking lavatory.


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Can cats get syphilis?

[....] Suddenly, I'm so nervous about the exam results. How are you all? Tell me something, anything.

You know, I thought it was harder to walk last night than usual. Glad I wasn't completely wasted. Everyone okay?

[ Lavitz ]

[.......] Especially you, how are you doing? And I don't mean just the earthquake, either.

[ Ari ]
I'm going to take a wild guess here and say your conversation this morning didn't go so well.

[ Aspel ]
Leaving the guildhall now, I'll be home in about ten minutes. I hope you haven't been moving around too much I'll make you tea when I get there in case you were thinking about getting up to do that yourself. [...] How are you feeling?

[ Peony, Ash ] separately
Hope your injuries are mending well.

[ Kiernan, Lavitz ]
You two didn't get too roughed up in the fight yesterday, did you?

I need a drink.

And you need to know something.

Once I tell you what it is, you'll need a drink to. And a punching bag or two because fuck it all

They happened earlier. The puppies. [......] If you'd like to come see them.

[ FRIENDS. ]
How in the name of Faram am I supposed to take care of five newborn puppies? Fuck

alright? meant to check in earlier but [........] you know.

I Something I don't kn [...........] I never thought this day would come because I hoped it never would, but someone's dog knocked [...] apparently, Zelda's been pregnant for weeks. Pregnant. The veterinarian said she's probably due sometime in Capricorn.

[....] If you want one once they're ready to go, speak now or forever hold your peace, because I won't be able to keep them all. And before anyone tells me I'm a moron for having never fixed her or that it was inevitable, stuff it don't.

[ JULIETTE. ]
[...........] Zelda is pregnant, and somehow I missed it for weeks. The veterinarian told me it's normal to not notice at first, especially if I'm new to the experience.

In the wake of the plague, many local alchemists have run out of stock, and the Mages' Guild would like to hire a group of volunteers to restock their supply.

These volunteers must travel to the Outlands and collect a list of herbs for potions. Illustrations of the required herbs as well as a map will be provided, as will travel expenses, including overnight lodging at one of the inns along the North Road. The trip is expected to take two to three days in total, depending on the availability of the needed plants.

Ideally, we seek two to three mages as well as two to three other escorts skilled in combat, as the Outlands are dangerous and such may prove necessary. At the successful completion of the task, all volunteers will be paid 900g as well as provided with a small selection of curative items in recompense.

Please respond if you desire to volunteer your services.




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