Emillion Communications Network

So typing one-handed is awful.

I'm sure I'll break - ha - this promise to myself eventually, but no more walking home in a state of inebriation. This is the dumbest injury of my life thus far. If I forget, remind me.

Today's only redeeming quality is the fact that I have a rather nice job for Faram's Mass. I saw a few familiar names on the cast list for the gala, actually.

[Friends]

This pain medication is horrible and I can't concentrate to read anything like an actual book. Please amuse me, I am begging you.

[Aud]

You were right. I should have just stayed the night.

[Miles]

Needless to say, now that we are finally working together on a stage again, I will be missing the first few days of rehearsal. I'm still coming to Godot later this week though, assuming I'm not this woozy after a couple days.

Thirty-eight (38) years old and there are twelve (12) puppies in my office (???)

May the mysteries of the world never cease.

[ OFELIA. ]
I'm about ninety-eight percent sure your birthday is today, but if it isn't, I don't mind holding onto this gift for a little longer.

[ KIERNAN. ]
Are you [......] actually going to do this?

[ JULIETTE & AUDREY, seperately. ]
Were you alright last

[ FRIENDS. ]
It's official: someone has it out for me.

[ FG Council, Dragon Riders ]

I'm going to be out of town for an extra couple of days. Things are My father is Family stuff. I'll be back to report for duty on Thursday if needed.

[ Gillian ]

Just a heads up, I'll be out of town for a bit longer than usual, but I'll be back in time to pay my rent.

[ Mag, Lav ]

No use pretending Dad's not [...] doing great. The mage said [...] So I won't be back in Emillion tonight after all, but I'll be in town for the holiday.

[...] Stay out of trouble.

[Filter: Dragoons]
Plans for Bierfest? Aside, I assume, from ensuring Manley gets off the floor and home safely. I'm unsure as to whether I'll be working Bierfest or joining in on the festivities. Either can be amusing.

Hands up if you've forgotten what a vacation feels like. Being self-employed almost makes it harder, in some regards—any day off eats into my paycheque. Cherish your steady guild responsibilities & benefits, children.


[AUDREY]
"How are the new digs", I might ask if I were twenty years younger. Instead: How's it going?

[VIVI]
Are we still on for that lunch?

[CIAN]
That rainch

[OPHION]
Do you have some time?

[AZALEA]
It's my birthday in two weeks. Am I allowed to have an existential crisis(?)

[GILLIAN] [Followup on this.]
"A more stable arrangement". What would such a thing cost?

[HeSh]
Heron Shaw, was it?

Back to work a couple weeks ago with no fanfare. First hiccough is the stack of complaints over cockatrice-induced damages in the districts this week. Reminder that animal vandalism does not fall under our remit. We concern ourselves with humes first and foremost.


[SQUIRES]
For those of you who are still deciding on class or wanting to try some new weapons, I'll be doing training sessions with polearms next week.

[DRAGOONS]
Anyone want to accompany in training/sparring the squires next week? PR for our class.

[GRUMPY OLD MEN: FOXE, HERON]
Bierfest is a holiday for the young, but I'll admit it has its appeal.

[VERA]
[...] First month so far?

So. What should I do this year for Bierfest? I mean, aside from watching everyone else make fools of themselves.

Also, who actually caught any of those cockatrices? It outmaneuvered me

[Ric]
I'm looking at you, Ric. ♥

[FG Council]
Giving Cress her test results. Anyone know who I'm supposed to talk to about the survival test portion so we can schedule that for her?

[Cressida]
You have passed the first portion of exams for eligibility into the Valendian Rangers. Please contact a member of the Council to set up the date for your survival test.

Congrats, Cress! Knew you could do it!

[Ari]
Hey gorgeous. ♥

[Squires]
Outing next weekend. Talk to your mentors to get permission.

[Merri]
So. Bored. And hungry.

[ KIERNAN & MAG. ]
You really do deserve b

[ PUBLIC. ]
Not sure if I want to avoid the Commoners District next weekend, or avoid it. The decision is just so difficult.

So, network, share your hangover remedies. I'd say my interest is rhetorical, but I'd be lying.

[Drake]

If I called upon your basic hume decency and asked you to bring me food and a painkilling potion, would you?

[Aspel]

I vaguely recall you leaving -- did I imagine it, or did you say you were going to mass? Weren't you too

And on an entirely unrelated topic, just how busy will your first week back at work be? Think you can squeeze in a lunch break~? I'm sure once this headache passes, I'll want nothing more than to make up for falling asleep on you again.

[Aud, Bella, Rin]

You would not believe who I convinced to do body shots last night~ ♥

hey i need someplace to hide again

Seems I'm back.

Who's going to catch me up?