Emillion Communications Network

Man, how is the new year and Founder's Festival right around the corner again?

[Fighter's Guild Male Friends - Apply liberally within reason? He's been drinking a bit...(and Cormac, for lulz)]

Heard everything in your guild costs twice as much for upkeep, and has to be made of Mithral because you bunch of assholes don't know how to be delicate with anything.

[Cormac.]
Fuck women. Not the good kinda fuck either man. Starting to understand your obsession with the gem houses. Also, you're on another filter for the laughs.

Another wonderful day in Emillion, how is everyone doing today?

[Men]

Right then, now that that delightful holiday is done I'll be glad never to see flowers until next year. Nothing wrong with flowers, mind you, just all the women expecting something. Pain in the ass.

Does anyone know where to get airship fuel to guzzle for energy? Do I hit up the Aerodrome for a fix? Coffee makes me crash, tea's too [....] soothing. If I have to look at another geoma textbook, my eyes are gonna fall out of my fucking skull.

[ DRAKE. ]
My mother is still in disbelief that you came by to help. She's going to offer you free things, but you can refuse her if you want. Councilor Matsudaira does. He thinks it's weird.

[ RYUL & ARI. ]
Is it possible to have a hangover for three fucking days? Fuck.

[ LIONEL. ]
Hey bud, I have a favor question.

[ WOLFE. ]
So my mom invited you to dinner this Friday. And by invited you I mean she told me to tell you you're invited. Nothing fancy, just food.

[ MAG. ]
I feel like it's our duty as Ordalian redheads to have drinks sometime. Ladies gotta stick together.

Looking for a home for Zelda's puppies, because I can't keep them at the estate and they deserve good homes. The four of them are at about nine weeks, and they're practically Zelda replicas. Two female, two male. Let me know.

[ LUTHERIA. ]
[....] That puppy you found. Where did you find it? Because she's Zelda's